Harvard University is arguably the most prestigious institution in the country. With so many excellent students applying to attend there, you need to really make yourself stand out with your essay and résumé. But there’s a difference between being unique and being insane.

One rejection letter Harvard sent to one of its more interesting applicants has been making its way around the Internet, and it’s absolutely ridiculous.

Yes, it’s probably (definitely?) fake. But we all know who this guy is in real life.

Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for Playboy.com. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.