Here and there, female R&B artists put out a music video that straight up makes dudes’ brains stop working. Such was the case I witnessed firsthand in a bowling alley with friends when all of us stopped talking because Ciara’s “Ride” video came on the TV. But nothing has you ready for the music video Rihanna just released for her jam “Kiss It Better,” where she’s either flexing topless or erotically rolling around in next to nothing the entire time. Watch sitting down or your knees are going to buckle when you blackout from dehydration.

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