As if MIT’s robot cheetah wasn’t already terrifying enough, they had to go an give it the ability to jump over obstacles! This is it. We’re doomed. The human race is doomed to be eliminated by pissed off robo-cheetahs.

I can barely make it up a small set of stairs without getting winded. How the hell do you expect me to run from this? That’s it, there’s nothing here for me anymore… I’m done!