We’ve got soccer played with cars in Rocket League. And we’ve got go-kart racing with heat-seeking turtle shells, banana peels and lightning strikes that make you tiny in Mario Kart. So obviously the only thing to do is mash the two together to make the most nonsense competitive driving game of all time.
The folks at The Pixel Kingdom did the honors of finally combining the two greatest video game uses of motorized vehicles, creating a video that shows us just what the universe is missing in its current, incomplete, Rocket Mario Kart League-less form.
Sure, the old 16-bit graphics of the Super Nintendo version of Mario Kart look like they’d make this version of Rocket League impossible to play. But that’s not the point. The point is unyielding, unmitigated, irresistible chaos.