Today I learnt:
- A cellphone will stop working if you smash it with a hammer.
- Bald people don’t like it when you sneak up behind them and spit-shine their head.
- The elderly Filipino woman at the grocery store is, in fact, not actually Larry Bird.
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks really good with her clothes off.
The latter is the most important one of the day, since Rosie did a bare-almost-all photoshoot for Lui in which she sports very little. In fact, aside from a couple strips of leather and pieces of latex, the Mad Max: Fury Road starlet is practically wearing nothing at all.
I’m not sure if it’s the amount of skin, the hot red lipstick, or the Ivan Drago-esque hairdo, but something about this shoot is really doing it for me. I should stop my ogling now, though, before her boyfriend Jason Statham kicks my ass.