I seriously do not know what it is about Ruby Rose. Is there another person on earth who’s so universally attractive to men and women alike? Is it the lips? The eyes? The tattoos? I just don’t see how someone who looks so similar to Justin Bieber can be such an attractive female. It’s confusing and gives me a weird feeling that I don’t like.

Regardless of my personal inner torment when it comes to Ruby Rose, there’s no denying the fact that she’s hard to look away from. Especially when she’s wearing a tiny bikini and going down a slip-n-slide in slow motion. Yep, that’s a real sentence I just said about an actual thing that exists. The best part is that there’s video evidence to show you!

When you’re literally obsessed with a slip and slide.. This trick we call the switch lanes.

A video posted by Ruby Rose (@rubyrose) on

A video posted by Ruby Rose (@rubyrose) on

Damn that Ruby Rose and her boyish attractiveness!

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