A Russian adult-film starlet is going to extreme lengths to motivate her favorite soccer player. X-rated actress Alina Yeremenko is offering 16 hours of sex to Dynamo Moscow footballer Aleksandr Kokorin provided he scores five goals between now and the end of the season (May 30th).

The fact that you’ve never heard of either of these people is irrelevant.

Yeremenko, who goes by the stage name of Alina Henessy (which roughly translates to “who cares”) made the offer during an interview with a Russian sports journalist.

“If before the end of the [Russian] championship Alexander Kokorin scores five goals I promise to hold a 16-hour sex marathon with him as a thank you.”

Europeans are so sophisticated.

Yeremenko went on to say that, “Football is like porn because it is full of pretty boys.”

I suppose that’s true. Another similarity is the fact that both adult films and soccer involve a lot of faking. And no one really wants to watch either for a full 90 minutes. Just show us the damn highlights.

At any rate, 16 hours of sex in exchange for five goals is a pretty solid deal, assuming he’s allowed to space it out. Let’s be generous and say he’ll last 30 seconds a session. Sixteen hours equals 960 minutes, which means Kokorin is looking at having sex with this girl 1,920 times! Not too shabby, comrade!

(H/T: Uproxx)