When most people have bad luck, it means the zipper on their jacket broke as they’re about to leave the house or the button on their jeans falls off. But when someone pulls out of a driveway and a tornado hits, that just means God hates you. Watch the frightening footage of a Russian guy experiencing a tornado firsthand as he’s trying to leave the house.

Wait, Russia has tornadoes too? Geez, who would ever want to live there?