Down, down, down, Russian red knight’s going down.

Of course Russia’s MMA league, M-1 Global also has insanely awesome medieval knight fights. And whatever I have to say about it will never be as awesome as the actual video:

And this isn’t a one time thing. They do this a lot. The knights are also MMA fighters who do this as a hobby. Only in Russia and the 1500’s is knight fighting a hobby.

One can only assume that the taunts are along the lines of, “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”