This Week in Sex: Sick Sex, Penis Pump Scandal

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Some Specific Additions to the Kama Sutra There are more than 60 positions and sex acts described in the ancient sex manual the Kama Sutra, and if you’ve ever flipped through its pages or watched any of our Kama Sutra video series, you may have missed some of the more esoteric positions, like Enduring Sweatpants, The Couples’ Brunch and The Streaming Marathon. That’s because they only exist in the Kama Sutra for Couples Who Have Been Dating for Over Three Years. Our favorite is the Subtle Hint (“After sex, jokingly bring up how a friend of yours had a threesome and how crazy that is. When she laughs and writes Chris off as a creep, joke about how weird it would be if you two tried it!”). Study them all at McSweeneys.net. Penis Pump Political Scandal!

Political scandals are all too common in the news these days, and now there’s yet another one, which we’re nicknaming “Pumpgate.” According to a government watchdog report, the U.S. government is overspending on vacuum erection systems, better known as penis pumps, bought through Medicare for citizens in need. For each pump the gov is paying almost double the retail price. They’ve spent $172 million on the devices over the last five years while they should have only spent closer to $85 million. Read more about it at Newsweek.com.Things That Sound like Sex Comedy Sketch

If you have roommates, visitors or live with your parents, the comedy sketch group Nacho Punch has created this handy video guide to avoiding acts which sound just like sex. Steer clear of sit-ups and teaching your foreign girlfriend her vowels if you don’t want any housemates to think something much dirtier is going on. Watch all of their hilarious advice here:

Penis Captivus!

What is penis captivus? Are you sure you want to know? Basically, it’s the phenomenon of a guy’s penis getting stuck in her vagina during sex. We’ve always assumed it was an urban legend, but, horrifyingly enough, it’s real. The good news is it typically lasts only seconds, five to 10 seconds tops. Get the full info and the science behind it at io9.com. Tips for Having Sex while Sick

The cold, flu and all kinds of minor but annoying and gross ailments run rampant this time of year. Just because you’re sick in bed sneezing and wheezing doesn’t mean you can’t get a little loving in. Your partner will be bedridden with these 11 dos and don’ts for having sex while sick. Tip: doggy style is a do, but kissing on the mouth is a don’t. And remember, orgasms are good for your health and are a natural decongestant! See the full list of sickly tips at TheFrisky.com.


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