Rabbit Ears - Sex on TV

 

Double D Coverage

   
















Guys love football. Guys love girls in lingerie. But do guys love it when the two are combined? We think the jury's still out. Our knowledge of the newly minted Lingerie Football League, which launched this fall with eight teams and endless late-night monologue jokes, is limited to a few video clips. From what we can tell, the gals play hard, seem athletic as hell and look pretty damn good in bra, panties and eye black. Then again, the hockey-style helmets, burly shoulder pads and high-school quality play are all kind of...silly. But again, we've only seen a few video clips, and where gorgeous, athletic women and football are involved, we're willing to give the benefit of the doubt. And as luck would have it, the LFL's playoff weekend starts Thursday with the semi-finals and a final on Saturday, and you can watch on Pay-Per-View. At the very least, it'll be more entertaining than any St. Louis Rams games this year.

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I Want a Lawyer

Hot attorneys seem to be in short supply on television these days. We couldn't think of many, really, and we devoted at least 45 seconds to trying. In fact, the only name we came up with was Rose Byrne, the sexy star of Damages. But does she rank with our favorite TV lawyer, Law and Order's Angie Harmon? You be the judge.

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Goldfingered



FX’s raunchy, hilarious James Bond-style cartoon spoof Archer just jumped to the top of our TiVo to-do list. Four episodes in, and the seemingly suave, dense-as-hell secret agent has touched cocks in a locker-room showdown with a black, Jewish double agent, watched interracial porn while talking on the phone to his Mom (who is also his boss) and fatally blown three other agents’ cover by drunk-dialing them while they’re on deep-cover missions so they can help him get laid. And the women in the office are as horny and foul-mouthed as Archer himself...sounds like our kind of work environment.

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The Chroni—What?—cles of Erotica!

  

 


















Let HBO and Showtime win all the Emmys and Golden Globes. We'll stand up for Cinemax, which keeps delivering the old-school, soft-focus porn that the aesthetes over at Home Box Office think they've "grown" out of. Case in point: Zane’s Sex Chronicles, about a group of girls who get off reading a blog of sex stories and then congregate for erotic discussion sessions. The first season comes out on DVD this Tuesday, with the second season starting up in March. The majority of this show is good, not-so-old-fashioned S-E-X. Trip to the laundromat? It's sex time. Talking on the phone to Dad? It's sex time. A scene's been running for two minutes with no sex? It's sex time. If only getting laid in real life was that easy.