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Dear Reebok: We Love You

Lately we've been seeing a lot of ads for Reebok's new EasyTone sneakers, and we can't get enough of them. According to Reebok, these particular puppies guarantee "a better butt and better legs with every step." We have no idea if these claims are true, and frankly we couldn't even tell you what these alleged miracle-working shoes look like because we don't pay attention to that part of the commercials. All we know is that we are huge fans of the current advertising execs at Reebok, and we just wanted to formally express our gratitude to them. Seriously. Thanks, guys. Keep up the good work.

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This Week in Viral Video: Adventures of a Pornamount Studios Intern
 
Most guys would kill for a chance to work on a porn set, even if it's just as an intern, but in this web series from KoldCast TV, an aspiring film student is less than thrilled to discover himself in this exact scenario. Blue Movies follows the crew of Pornamount Studios as they try to become the best studio in the adult film industry. Don't count on seeing a lot of T&A here, but you will see some snippets of hilarious porno remakes of blockbuster movies, including The Shawshank Penetration and The Godfucker at the start of the episodes, as well as a few web extras of porno remakes like Forrest Hump and The Porn Identity. Blue Movies is the porn industry's answer to all the workplace mockumentaries on network TV these days, and it's the first show we've seen that manages to make the behind-the-scenes of a porno film as realistic, and hilarious, as it really is. Trust us on this one.

To get a behind-the-scenes look at what life is like for a Playboy intern, check out Playboy Mobile's reality series, Interns.

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You've Got Fe-mail!
People make jokes about ordering a wife from Russia, but no one actually does it, right? Turns out, they do. In E-mail Order Bride, National Geographic reveals what really goes on in this bizarre, lurid and often dangerous business. It's hard to believe, but gorgeous 23-year-old twins Veronika and Angelika Soloyova (left) are both clients of A Volga Girl, a marriage agency that promises western men a Russian bride with "traditional values." We could care less about the traditional values part, but looking at Veronika and Angelika, it's easy to see why the e-mail order bride business is booming. (Wednesday, 12/23, 9 p.m. ET, National Geographic Channel)

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Shows Not About What We Think They Should Be About

Man Caves  
American Beaver
The Nanny
Monsters Inside Me
The Big Tease
A Golden Christmas

Incidentally, National Geographic's American Beaver also wins for best description of a show not about what we think it should be about: "We'll follow this tireless engineer as she struggles to survive while facing the challenges of predators and the fury of the elements." Oh, National Geographic...we never, ever get tired of following the American Beaver.

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A History of Hard-ons
Even Pilgrims, Puritans and the seemingly repressed men and women of the Victorian era got down and dirty in the bedroom—in their own peculiar way, of course. You can learn about the surprising fetishes and unusual sexual practices of previous cultures in The History of Sex: From Don Juan to Queen Victoria. This History Channel documentary examines both the romantic and sadistic side of copulation through the years, detailing the escapades of the Marquis de Sade and original womanizer Giacomo Casanova, as well as many other notorious sexual figures. (Sunday, 12/27, 11 p.m. ET, History Channel)