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Why Have Hundreds of Sex Toys Mysteriously Appeared in Portland?

Why Have Hundreds of Sex Toys Mysteriously Appeared in Portland?: Via Twitter.

Via Twitter.

Hundreds of colorful sex toys have randomly appeared on the power lines of Portland, and no one seems to know why.

The bizarre scene can be seen on several major streets around the city, and has prompted a flurry of calls to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement. Many social media users have also posted about the sex toys, some out of concern, others out of amusement.

Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple told Reuters that she first spotted the dildos at a weekend street fair.

Via Reddit user /ublike.

Via Reddit user /ublike.

“You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them,” Epple said. “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.”

A spokesman for Portland General Electric claims that the sex toys do not pose a fire hazard. That said, as anyone who has been smacked by a giant latex dong already knows, if one of those things were to fall on your head, it’s going to hurt.

As to the question of why these dildos are being randomly placed all over town, no one seems to have an answer. However, as Inquisitr.com points out, this YouTube video was posted on June 28th, which seems to indicate the stunt has been going on for at least a few weeks.

I was going to end with an XXX-Files joke, but I realize that’s pretty lame. So I’ll just shut up and let the sex toys speak for themselves.

(H/T: Death and Taxes)

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