I would like to introduce you all to Slip-N-Slide Soccer. The rules are similar to those of regular soccer, only the game is played on a bouncy castle-type playing surface that’s friction-less and the players are all smoking hot women in bikinis. Shrunked down, it’s a Foosball table built with Barbies and doused in lube. It’s as fantastic to watch as it sounds.

The sport is gaining some traction in Brazil and France, where it’s quite popular on television. The only thing I don’t understand is why the heck it’s not on TV in North America yet. This has ‘Ryan Seacrest Presents Slippy Sexy Soccer’ written all over it. Your move, Nick Cannon.

Here’s some footage of the game; I bet you had no idea how much you needed this in your life.

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