Metal Gear Solid V has players sneaking around military bases in Afghanistan and Angola, capturing enemy soldiers along the way. Snake is great at crawling around the desert and avoiding getting shot to death.

The folks at YouTube channel Mega64 wondered whether Snake could apply those same skills to extracting someone from a crowded food court in broad daylight, but apparently crawling under tables and hiding in bushes doesn’t really translate.

Still, there’s always the backup plan: shoot a rocket-powered cyborg fist at the guy. That’s totally stealthy.