For thousands of years men have been trying to get off without making a mess, because every guy knows the buildup is way more fun than the cleanup. Luckily a new company’s made wiping up bodily fluids a lot more…something.

Irish and German designers Jonathan Courtney and Thomas Viehweger developed “Spankrags,” tissues with hot girls faces on them. This means they’re not only good for after your self-congratulatory experience, but they can also be used to help get the juices flowing. In an interview with Vice Courtney said they came up with the idea because men only have options when it comes to sex toys, “Buy a Fleshlight or fuck a sheep,” which means the definition of “sex toy” in Europe must be a lot more liberal than in America.

Men (it’s safe to assume this product has a single gender audience) can buy 10 tissues for 10 euros on the company’s website. Unfortunately in the same interview with Vice, Courtney said, “Somebody told us the current paper feels a bit scratchy on their penis, so we definitely have to work on that.” I’d like to suggest they get the people at Charmin on the case. Those bears seem very happy with the material of their toilet paper.

Check out some of the two-dimensional ladies that can help clean up your spillage.

The company’s also coming out with tissues with men’s faces on them in the future, because clearly this is a forward thinking company.

Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.