Not only has Stephen Curry made every All-Star look a fool this season; the dude’s honestly taken sports journalism down a notch too. Before Curry, headlines could aspire to eloquence. That’s all gone. Now they read, “Stephen Curry is a Hypnotic Robot From Outer Space and This No-Look Cartwheel Half-Court Three-Pointer Proves It” with a stammering lede that contains every synonym of “amazing.” So of course he wound up as the first-ever unanimous MVP in NBA history, and of course the matching video made by the NBA makes Curry seem like God put in cheat codes.