There is a reason the first question people ask after you do something unintelligent is “Are you high?” It’s because sometimes, after medicating with marijuana, our bodies and mouths act a little faster than our brains. I remember being very stoned one time and completely forgetting I had clothes washing at the laundromat across the street. Luckily I remembered a couple hours later when it was time for me to change my underwear and I didn’t have any clean. Below are more stories from people on Reddit about the stupid stuff we do when we are high.

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