You always imagine those herculean athletes you’re used to seeing bruised up or battering others spending their downtime killing it in nightclubs, taking out their gorgeous spouses, or maybe reading to their kids. But what would they look like if they were just quiet weirdos off the field? Well, Mandatory sure as hell answered that question with their photoshopped series of “leaked selfies.” Oof.

Von Miller

Von Miller

Jared Allen

Jared Allen

Cam Newton

Cam Newton

For more “leaked selfies” of this year’s Super Bowl heroes, go straight to the source at Mandatory.