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Ted Cruz Wins Key Endorsement Based on Willingness to Murder Water Fowl (Video)

Ted Cruz Wins Key Endorsement Based on Willingness to Murder Water Fowl (Video): Courtesy of YouTube.

Courtesy of YouTube.

The next president has to be willing to make the tough choices… about whether or not to shoot a duck in the face and eat it.

Ted Cruz is not afraid to make that choice, and that’s why he’s been endorsed by Duck Dynasty star and anti-male anus advocate Phil Robertson. As a result, the two appeared together in the following campaign ad:

In years past, it’d be a lot easier to mock the endorsement of a reality star. But considering a reality star is now a frontrunner in a presidential primary, I guess this ad isn’t so easy to dismiss. And in all fairness, the ad is kind of funny, except for the fact that it’s real.

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