Theory after theory have popped up about GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz, like how he might secretly be Kevin from The Office or, the most engrossing conjecture, that he might actually be the Zodiac Killer.
Well, there’s a new theory on the block and I, for one, welcome it: TED CRUZ IS THE LEAD SINGER OF CHRISTIAN METAL BAND STRYPER.
Sadly, Cruz is not the singer of such classics as “To Hell with the Devil”. The actual dude from Stryper, Michael Sweet, is being a pretty good sport about it.
If only our politicians could follow the civil, good-natured lead of glam band singers.