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The 50 Funniest Women on Twitter (Ranked)

The 50 Funniest Women on Twitter (Ranked):

Ranging from comedians, actresses, television writers to the casual “Tweet when I’m bored” humorists, those who made this list are who I consider to be the funniest women on Twitter. Some of these females I have been following for years and others I have recently had the pleasure of stumbling upon, with many new faces ending up ranking very well. While there may be some hilarious fan favorite female comedians out there, that does not necessarily mean they are funny on Twitter. These women however made the list based on a number of factors mainly including consistency and hilarity. One of the silliest things I see on the internet regularly is “Girls aren’t funny”, so this list aims to disprove that ludicrous statement and open your eyes to fifty women worthy of your follow.

50. CEEKS

She just happens to be one of those smaller accounts that really deserves more recognition. The perfect setup and delivery of this tweet alone proves this.


49. GABBY NOONE

Current writer for Rookie Mag and contributor to Buzzfeed, Gabby can be found spreading joy throughout the interwebs.


48. JESS [HAM]

I’ve been following Jess for years now with good reason, her references to classic hip-hop mixed in with her humor makes for some excellent tweets.


47. TRIBAL SPACE CAT

While we can’t be entirely sure what her twitter handle means, we can be sure on one thing, “she is flirting with you”.


46. CAITLIN STASEY

Outspoken feminist combined with a successful acting career, Caitlin has both brains and talent.


45. NICOLE / RELATABLE DAD

Nicole is simply a sweetheart, with a bunch of tweets that will make you both groan and chuckle, follow she is one of my favorites.


44. KELGORE TROUT

Kelgore is an extremely entertaining tweeter who will be soon bringing another bright little twitter star into the world, congrats!


43. YAEL

Yael is quickly cultivating followers, with numerous quality tweets and witty replies she’s a delight.


42. MARA WILSON

You may remember her as the child star in such films as Matilda & Mrs. Doubtfire, well now she’s all grown up and writing some really thought provoking pieces & witty anecdotes.


41. YUNG SPIDER GOD

Even though Miss Spider God specializes in relatable tweets catered towards teens, her movie synopses and Lord of the Rings commentaries appeal to any age group.


40. BEHIND YOUR BACK

Maura is wonderful but I really put her on this list in exchange for one of her coveted mix CD’s.


39. LANDYARDIGAN

Little is known to me regarding Lanyardigan, but within this mystery lays loads of laughter (tongue twister).


38. PIN UP TEACHER

Suzanne is wonderfully clever gal whose pallet of jokes range from surprisingly cute to risqué.


37. ROBIN MCCAULEY

An excellent artist, fellow attendee of the University of Minnesota, and a contributor to WitStream, Robin’s tweets have appeared on Ellen, National Lampoon and Reader’s Digest with good reason.


36. EYE SPYDER / SHARLA TSWEB

Sharla Tsweb has mastered the art of the pun, from the ones that make you laugh and groan to the ones that make you double take, they’re all here.


35. KAREN KILGARIFF

With an excellent standup career and superb work on the Mr. Show, it’s no mistake that Ms. Kilgariff made the list.


34. ABHORRENT HOUSEWIFE

Abhorrent Housewife has a style that appeals to all ages, the lack of brackets and asterisks I see so regularly I find refreshing.


33. JENNY PENTLAND

This is just one of those tweets that make me smile every time I read it, along with many of hers.


32. MRS JOHN GOODMAN

Sara is someone that won’t clutter your timeline, but instead drop in and enhance it with only a handful of funny jokes throughout the week.


31. CARLY DANGER

In her spare time from worshipping the dark overlord, Carly likes to make jokes online.


30. SOFIYA ALEXANDRA

This Ukrainian writer & comedian can be found performing standup all across LA and if this tweet doesn’t do it for you, I just don’t know what will.


29. DANI FERNANDEZ

Dani is a comedian, writer and a host with high hopes for new spinning rims for her Subaru.


28. TAMARA YAJIA

Tamara brings a very in your face, borderline NSFW style of tweeting to your timeline that once it’s there you’ll wonder how you ever enjoyed Twitter without it.


27. ALICE WETTERLUND

Most recently starring in The Interview, Alice is funny on all mediums, from online to her live performances to her regular appearances on MTV’s Girl Code.


26. ERICA / SCBCHBUM

One-liners to witty situational tweets, Erica brings it all to the table.


25. GHOST MOM / RADTORIA

Effortlessly hilarious with fewer than 300 tweets and almost 6,000 followers, Victoria’s thoughts are golden and well worth the read.


24. LAUREN REEVES

Alaskan TV news anchor, turned comedian, turned writer, Lauren has an impressive background only to match her impressive line of tweeting.


23. SARAH / THE TIGER SEZ

Sarah happens to be one the many funny women from San Francisco on this list, perhaps the air is better over there, or just worse everywhere else.


22. MANDA LIKEWINE

Manda happens to be an account that I came across while compiling this list, but instantly fell for her sharp wit.


21. SOPHIA BENOIT

Sophia is a screenwriter currently living in LA; she’s sweet, witty and consistently funny online.


20. MOODY MONDAY

She may be a dentist by profession, but this Australian woman has enough of an arsenal of jokes from the past few years to be considered an online comedian.


19. AMBER EEEEEEEEE

Amber brings a different style of tweeting to the table, her short blurbs without capitalization I find funny and whimsical.


18. APARNA NANCHERLA

A New York City residing comedian with a long list of gigs and television credits, Aparna’s observational humor is hard to dislike.


17. AMBER TOZER

A splendid comic & writer, Amber is just swell in all that she does.


16. METH LAB FOR CUTIE

Just one example of how hilarious Kira is, they’re all of this caliber.


15. AUDREY FARNSWORTH

Audrey has loads of one or two sentence tweets that are simply funny, no beating around the bush, it’s all laughter.


14. LADY BROSEPH

Kate helps create spectacular tweets, a hilarious podcast and newly a perfect little baby who is sure to carry on her comedic gene.


13. RANDI LAWSON

Randi is the creative mind behind products that have probably made you laugh at your local store. In addition to making those last minute gifts that everyone enjoys she’s whipping up some mighty fine tweets.


12. MAEBE MARBLES

One of the most genuinely kind-hearted people to grace this site, Mae graces the Twitter community with loving comments and spectacular tweets.


11. MARY CHARLENE

Another splendid artist, Mary Charlene brings a lot to the table (mostly coleslaw).


10. MALLORY ORTBERG

Just read this tweet.


9. SHELBY FERO

In addition to being a young comedian Shelby works on the TV show Hey Girl.


8. KING RAINHEAD

I think this tweet speaks for itself, they’re all this good, just follow the king.


7. PEACH COFFIN

Tweet after remarkable tweet paired with her “horny 4 justice” bio that I enjoy so much makes every visit to Paige’s timeline a treat.


6. NOT A METH LAB

Jenny is an excellent chalk artist, tweeter and passionate bird hater. Her color changing hair brightens this website.


5. SIOBHAN THOMPSON

Besides having a neat name, Siobhan boasts an extensive background in creative work such as television, sketch writing and theatre.


4. OH NO SHE TWITNT

Probably the best thing to come out of New Jersey since Bruce Springsteen, Sarah makes me smile sentence after sentence she writes.


3. MEGAN AMRAM

Harvard educated comedian and writer, Megan pops up on nearly every list of funniest Twitter personalities justly. She’s just that good.


2. TARA SHOE

Tara is a fan favorite, among one of my favorites on the entire site. Her tweets paint a certain picture that all of us can envision and enjoy.


1. ELLE OH HELL

Elle is delightful in every way, shape and form. Her tweets are quick, witty and utterly hilarious.


Writer’s Note:

While Mike’s not a woman (to my knowledge), this tweet of his summarizes my feelings regarding female comedians far better than I ever could.

Stephen is a joke teller and Twitter master based out of San Diego. Follow him here: @Thynebear.

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