Broad City is one of my favorite shows not just because it causes me to laugh out loud to myself in a slow, creepy way that makes me painfully self-aware that I’m alone, but because of its comically honest and feminist portrayal of sex.

Co-stars Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer, are revered for pushing the boundaries of how female sexuality appears on broadcast TV, and their characters seem to value sex and body positivity, experimentation and fluidity in a rare and much-needed way that opens the door for their fans to do the same. In the midst of a media landscape where female sexuality is far too often represented as frigid, submissive or shameful, Broad City’s funnier, more empowering and more pleasure-based take on the topic has always been wholly refreshing and singularly inspiring.

In short, Daddy likes.

So when I heard the makers of the show had released a new line of Broad City-themed sex toys in anticipation for the upcoming Season 4 premiere, I made power moves. I panic-ordered a bunch of products and shuttered myself indoors, eager to bring Abbi and Ilana into my home and vagina alike.

Produced in tandem with sex toy retailer Lovehoney, the collection includes 14 unique toys that relate to Broad City’s more notorious scenes and sayings. Each one, Lovehoney Product Designer Bonny Hall tells me, was designed to reflect the show’s themes of female empowerment, pleasure, experimentation, and body positivity. There’s a “Yas Kween” vibrating bullet, an “Ass of an Angel” butt plug, a set of kegel balls to hulk out your “Nature’s Pocket” with, and, of course, a pegging kit to commemorate Abbi’s infamous backdoor entry in Season 2. Amongst these treasured jewels are a masturbation egg, vibrating cock ring, spectrum of vibrators, mercifully silent wand to satisfy a person’s “aching clit” and some water-based lube that Lovehoney describes as “some high class shit.” They’re all entirely affordable too, which is important for the struggling post-youth among us (me).

“We’re really excited to have this line of pleasure products,” said Glazer and Jacobson in a statement shared with Playboy. “We love that Broad City’s sex positivity carries into real life with these products and we hope the world enjoys them.”

Don’t mind if I do. I ordered the “Vulvarine,” a rechargeable silicone rabbit vibrator, the masturbation egg and the pegging kit because I’d be insane not to. It comes with a silicone dildo with which to penetrate your beloved (or yourself), and a brief-style harness with the encouraging words “Peg Like a Queen” inscribed on the butt region. I have no one to peg but I wasn’t going to let it go to waste, so I put it on and wore it around the house all day, imagining what it would be like to have a medium-sized purple cock. When I tired of my dildo-prancing, I used the tiny bullet vibrator that comes with the kit on myself and found that it satisfied my Nature’s Pocket just fine. A little weak for my needs, but I’m betting that if you were to use it along with the dildo and harness to peg your hunky neighbor Jeremy, it might have a more dramatic effect.

Image courtesy of Lovehoney

Image courtesy of Lovehoney

For my next trick, I turned my attention to the Vulvarine. “Hot feminija!” said the vibrator’s packaging. “I feel so alive right now.”

That’s the least arousing thing a package has ever said to me, yet I’ve also never been more down. With a jaw-dropping two whole speeds (two!) and five patterns, the Vulvarine brought me as spiritually close to Abbi and Ilana as one could get without being Hannibal Buress or a giant, hallucinated tooth. I orgasmed spectacularly thanks to its soft, flexible texture and curved G-spot head. After I was done, I noticed the Vulvarine said “The Vulvarine” on the back of it, and I was immediately reminded of Flavor Flav and how he yells his own name multiple times just to announce who he is in case you forgot. It made me feel like I’d just had sex with Flavor Flav (Sabor Sab, en español), which is either awesome or terrible depending on who you’re talking to.

My male partner wasn’t quite as floored with the masturbation egg as I was with the Vulvarine. It’s made of very porous TPR, so it’s really good for a few uses or one vigorous one. However, he found it to be a satisfactory thing to put his penis inside when I’m not around. The “Great, Big, Humongous” slogan scribbled on the egg’s packaging as well as the “dick-tingling zig-zag texture inside” turned out to be a little cheesy and hyperbolic for his taste, but there’s definitely something to be said for adding a little humor to your masturbation routine. After all, if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Oh, right — Abbi and Ilana. Or me trying to metaphysically have sex with them through branded promotional products! Either one.

Do with this information what you will. If you’re a fan of Broad City, I’d highly recommend you treat yourself with a toy from the collection — like the show, they’re thoughtfully made, sexually rewarding and a fine way to spend 21 minutes. Plus, it’s kind of an interesting concept to fuck your favorite TV show. I’m not saying I’d want to do the same thing with a Handmaid’s Tale vibrating cock ring, but, Broad City makes a particularly approachable and fun vehicle to interact with fictional characters you love on an entirely new level.

Meanwhile, if you’re not Abbi and Ilana’s foremost enthusiast, these products will definitely make a great cheeky gift for someone who is (extra cheeky if get the pegging kit). Scratch that — anyone you want to buy a quality sex toy for will do.

Broad City Season 4 is set to premiere Wednesday, September 13th at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central, right after South Park. You can find the full Lovehoney Official Broad City Pleasure Collection at Lovehoney.com.