As you have probably heard, Google has reorganized its entire company and now goes by the new name Alphabet. Now, Alphabet is the parent company and Google, along with Calico and YouTube, is one of the many companies under the umbrella. But that wasn’t enough of a change for the founders of Google. According to these totally real, totally exclusive documents, Larry Page and Sergey Brin are outlining plans to come up with a company for each letter of the Alphabet. Wow what big news!

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