Ah spring break. When you get to go far away from your home town and do things your parents would disown you for doing if they knew about them. But not all of those disownable activites are all that enjoyable. In fact, half the shit you do on spring break turns out to be a huge huge mistake. And not in a good way.

Here are 15 super common spring break activities and where they fit on the likely vs. dangerous scale.

Matt is the senior humor editor at playboy.com. He’s just jealous. Follow him on twitter: @mattsurely