It’s a day and age in which people communicate face-to-face less and less, and are constantly staring into an electronic device’s screen. So, what better way for loving couples to communicate than to use the same method our phones do. When you have a new Facebook message, get retweeted, or get a follower on Instagram, your phone alerts you by popping up a nifty little message, known as a “push notification.” What kind of push notifications would be sent amongst the individuals in a loving relationship? Let’s speculate.

1. THE “I SEE YOU”

2. THE MYSTERIOUS BAD MOOD

3. THE MYSTERIOUSLY IRRITABLE RESPONSE

4. THE HUNGRY/GRUMPY DEADLY COMBO

5. THE HUNGRY/INDECISIVE FRUSTRATING COMBO

6. THE “YOUR FRIENDS SUCK”

7. THE QUIT TAKING SO LONG

8. THE DISAPPEARING ACT FOREWARNING

9. THE GREEDY SLEEPER

10. THE FLASH FLOOD/AMBER ALERT LEVEL THREAT

11. THE OFF-PUTTING BEHAVIOR