Our friends over at Mandatory have a real knack for providing useful guides. And by useful, we mean totally, and utterly useless—but highly comical.

Luckily, they’ve provided a complete guide to surviving every natural disaster Mother Nature might throw at you, whether you’re faced with monstrous flames or a massive storm:

[Mandatory](http://www.mandatory.com/2015/07/20/how-to-survive-various-natural-disasters/)

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