Dating can be difficult, but thanks to the internet even the most bizarre and specific fetish or preference can be accommodated with just a few clicks. Forget Tinder and eHarmony because these are the deep cut sites that you really need in your life. Get ready for your dating life to change forever.
1. GLUTEN FREE SINGLES
At least you won’t have to worry about where to go eat on your first date. With gluten free dating you can find someone to hang out with at parties and constantly remind others that you don’t eat gluten. What a blessing!
2. THE ATLASPHERE
Are you a fan of Ayn Rand and want to date someone based on the common interest that you both enjoy terrible writing? You’re in luck! Shockingly there are over 31,000 profiles on the site and I’m sure each one is a blast to chat with.
3. FAT BASTARD DATING
The motto of this site is why improve yourself in any way when you can just find another person that also doesn’t want to improve themselves? Something tells me the members probably won’t stay on top of updating their profiles and checking their messages.
4. PARANORMAL MINGLE
Do you love Ouija boards and hunting for ghosts in old, creepy abandoned buildings? Don’t just find a ghost-hunting partner; find a life partner aww.
Meeting someone with any sort of the basis being about salad is weird enough, but look at the picture on the right where they show a sample of the member messages. Who talks like that? Serial killers?
Imagine dating someone only to find out they have a love of wearing diapers all the time. Wouldn’t it be nice to know about it before you fall in love? Well now you can! Thanks Diapermates!
You can now find someone that’s so obsessed with their pet they won’t even consider dating you unless you’re also equally in love with their pet. This relationship should go quite well.
8. DEAD MEET
This one seems strange, but makes a lot of sense. It’s a site for people that work in a field involving death to meet each other. I’m sure after a long day at the coroner’s office it’s hard to go home and talk about anything cheery with your significant other. Now you don’t have to worry about it.
9. LOVE HORSE
I was a little nervous that this would be a site for those select few individuals looking to actually date a horse, but turns out it’s just for those that are obsessed with horses. I’m not sure which is worse, to be honest.
Can you guess what the niche audience is for this site? Can you guess it from the clever title? I bet you can!
11. NINJA PASSIONS
If you’re a ninja, are you allowed to reveal that you’re a ninja? I thought it was a secret society? Something tells me that actual ninjas probably aren’t even using this site!
This is technically a site for people with specific conditions, but it really sounds like a place for people with lots of pills to trade with each other and get high. Either way, I’m sure there’s a large market for it.
13. STAR TREK DATING
At least with this site you’ll always have a date to go to the movies with when the new Star Trek movies come out. That site must light up like the Fourth of July the week before a premiere.
14. FARMERS WANT A WIFE
Dating a farmer seems like something that merits a website, but that title is a bit aggressive, isn’t it? It sounds like you don’t really have a choice and whatever the farmer wants, the farmer is going to get.
15. SCIENTIFIC DATING
Now you don’t have to choose to be a man of love or a man of science because you can have both! Is it really that important to find someone that also shares your passion for lab work? I guess so.
16. DATE A GRANNY
Title pretty much says it all doesn’t it? Although this one is really close to a fetish porn site so don’t click on that link at work. Or ever.
17. HOT SAUCE PASSION
Ok this is a little out of control. If the basis of your entire relationship is a condiment it might be time to reevaluate quite a few choices in your life.
18. GHOST SINGLES
This is a dating site for ghosts to find other ghosts. I’m done. We’re all done here.