As Walter from The Big Lebowski would say, “This is not ‘nam, there are rules.” Dating in Los Angeles has always been a difficult beast to tackle. With its spreadoutedness (?), its natives, its implants, its layout, and most importantly, its many different types of daters, LA dating seems to be almost impossible. But with a little bit of work we’ve finally nailed down ten unbreakable commandments that can help guide you to the promised land.