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The Top Google Searches from All 50 States

The Top Google Searches from All 50 States:

Everyone uses Google, which means there is some incredible data out there for what different people search for. We thought it would be interested to separate this data by state and see which states search for which things. Our totally real, unaltered, totally real findings may surprise you!


ALABAMA:
• Can I name my baby Roll Tide?
• XXXL Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt cheap
• Did Jesus kill the dinosaurs?

ALASKA:
• Eskimo kisses porno
• Sturdy moose saddle
• Where do Polar Bears keep their Coke?

ARIZONA:
• If I have a Mexican friend, will I be deported?
• What’s in Tecate? Is it sweat?
• Why is the sun punishing us?

ARKANSAS:
• Banjo lessons
• Where to buy overalls in bulk
• Building a third shed

CALIFORNIA:
• Affordable plastic surgery
• Dogs that will fit in a teacup (literally)
• Plastic surgery for dogs

COLORADO:
• How to grow dreadlocks if white
• My mom keeps smoking all my weed
• John Elway erotic fan fiction

CONNECTICUT:
• What’s with the 2nd C in Connecticut?
• Bowling alley nearby
• Why are ESPN’s headquarters in a state with no professional sports teams?

DELAWARE:
• Places to go
• Things to do… seriously, anything
• Porn

FLORIDA:
• Bounce castle rental
• Groupon neck tattoos
• Can you get a DUI on a go-kart?

GEORGIA:
• Where does Ludacris live?
• A mosquito tried to steal my baby
• Can I exchange my blood for gravy?

HAWAII:
• Best surf places
• Fin poking out of the water
• I’m losing a lot of blood

IDAHO:
• Potato porn
• Napoleon Dynamite porn
• I have a computer virus

ILLINOIS:
• How to not get shot
• Ditka mustache cheap
• Derrick Rose + knee + good news?

INDIANA:
• Do gay people eat pizza?
• What do you mean Pawnee isn’t a real place??
• What do you mean no one sells alcohol on Sundays?

IOWA:
• Are there black people in Iowa?
• Slipknot apologists forum
• Christian Mingle Dot Com

KANSAS:
• Kansas (the band)
• Can you ride a Buffalo?
• Evolution hoax

KENTUCKY:
• Big stupid hats
• Did Colonel Sanders own slaves?
• Possum meat ok to eat

LOUISIANA:
• Cajun English translator
• Can you die from humidity?
• How fast can alligators run?

MAINE:
• Lobster horror film
• Is there anywhere that isn’t covered in trees?
• Are we part of Canada?

MARYLAND:
• The Wire true story?
• Blair Witch Project true story?
• Ray Lewis true story?

MASSACHUSETTS:
• Tom Brady jersey
• Tom Brady nudes
• Who would win in a fight, Tom Brady or God?

MICHIGAN:
• Where is the rap battle from 8 Mile?
• Kid Rock lifesize replica
• Are basketball shorts ok to wear to a job interview?

MINNESOTA:
• Does Michele Bachmann eat spiders?
• Ewww! Why is Wisconsin touching us?
• Snow mobile jousting

MISSISSIPPI:
• How to spell Mississippi
• Corn bread recipes
• Klamidia

MISSOURI:
• Why is Kansas City in Missouri?
• Rams + LA + Fuck
• Is it legal to be black in Ferguson?

MONTANA:
• Paved roads definition
• AOL cd’s with hours left
• A Grizzly bear is staring at me and licking his lips. Is this normal behavior?

NEBRASKA:
• What is a Husker?
• Can you drive a tractor on the highway?
• Best corn field to hide from a murderer in

NEVADA:
• Prostitutes
• 24 hour STD clinic
• Tips for breaking bad news to your wife

NEW HAMPSHIRE:
• Brunch
• Skiing
• Other white people activities

NEW JERSEY:
• Gym
• Tan
• Laundry

NEW MEXICO:
• Is Walter White a real person?
• Why does everything smell like car exhaust?
• How long does peyote last?

NEW YORK:
• WebMD Someone licked my face on the subway
• No, New York the STATE
• Suspenders + beard wax

NORTH CAROLINA:
• How much BBQ does it take to kill a man?
• Can I drink 8 glasses of sweet tea a day instead of water?
• Stroke symptomssdsdsdsdddsasdssssss

NORTH DAKOTA:
• Ice fishing
• Churches
• Tourism + LOL

OHIO:
• Lebronpleasestay.com
• Cleveland sports fan support group
• Landfill nearby

OKLAHOMA:
• Tornado insurance
• Hail insurance
• Why do people live in Oklahoma?

OREGON:
• How to let people know you’re vegan
• Organic unicycle
• Gluten free mustache combs (free range)

PENNSYLVANIA:
• Do people in Philadelphia know they’re yelling?
• How to make a beer bong
• Public urination laws

RHODE ISLAND:
• Roller blades for 32 year old man 5'11
• How to tie a yellow tie
• I’m the only one searching for things aren’t I

SOUTH CAROLINA:
• Confederate flag bikini sexy
• Can I bring my gun to a NASCAR race?
• Which Carolina do people like better?

SOUTH DAKOTA:
• Do we really need 2 Dakotas?
• Secret government base in Mt. Rushmore
• Why are the badlands so damn bad?

TENNESSEE:
• Bass pro shop coupons
• What can’t you fry
• How much Jack Daniels can I legally buy at one time?

TEXAS:
• Can I marry my gun?
• American flag jean shorts
• Gay people scare crow

UTAH:
• How many wives is too many wives
• A man saw my knee, am I going to hell?
• Swear words

VERMONT:
• Maple syrup lube
• Best place to shoot a deer (on its body)
• Fuck new Hampshire

VIRGINA:
• Climate change hoax
• Conservative facebook memes lol omfg lmao
• Is for lovers

WASHINGTON:
• How to build an ark
• Kale smoothie enema
• Pete Carroll BAC during Super Bowl

WEST VIRGINIA:
• Moon shine from kole
• How to make shirts no sleeves
• Sissors

WISCONSIN:
• Sausage by the pound
• Drunk boating pros and cons
• Diabetes symptoms

WYOMING:
• When Yellowstone blows, are we all going to die?
• Cowboy boots go with everything right
• I’ve never left my home town and I’m scared

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