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There’s Finally an Answer to Why Men Are Either Boob or Butt Guys

There’s Finally an Answer to Why Men Are Either Boob or Butt Guys: Datsyn

Datsyn

Are you a tit man or an ass man?

I mean, if you’re a straight male, you probably hold both entities in very high regard. But we all tend to ultimately prefer one over the other.

And there may be some scientific reasons why. according to the folks at Gene Expression, a blog specializing in genetics. They recently did a deep dive into the different preferences men have about women’s bodies, and the deeper meanings that may lie behind those preferences.

Before I get into some of the specifics, I’ll tell you that the experiment these cats got their case from was done in the late 1960s, and a lot has obviously changed since then, but some of this information is probably still applicable in the present day.

Let’s break it down.

BUTTS

I self-identify as an ass man. I’ve always wondered why.

According to a dude named Wiggins and his cohorts who conducted the study, ass-men were characterized by a need for order, neatness and organization. They tended also to work in business-related jobs—since they tend to be heavily structured.

Dudes who were all about ‘dat ass also had an overall need for achievement, according to the study.

BREASTS

Ah, the tit man. We all know a few—dudes whose orbit will be knocked eschew if they see a nice rack. It sometimes takes them hours to recover. My friend Chris will pursue you if you have a large set no matter what. You could even be a known serial killer, probably. Dude just really likes knockers.

According to Wiggins and crew, boob guys tend to read a lot of sports magazines. I suppose “Sports Illustrated” picked up on this insight decades ago when it decided to run an annual swimsuit issue.

These guys also tend to be slightly exhibitionistic. Which is to say they like to be the center of attention. However, they are also very into being independent.

I hope you all learned a little something about yourselves today.

(Via Elite Daily.)

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