Not proud to say it, but I’ve done a couple of these. I was young, dumb, and I will be the first person to say I was desperate. It was/is nice to see that most women are able to see right through it though. Take it from these ladies, don’t be a desperate douche. Just try and be yourself and hopefully something good will happen…unless yourself sucks. Then be absolutely anybody else.

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