I’d like to introduce you to Doug The Motorboating Party Goat. Doug, an Arizona native, is just like any other guy; he enjoys going to parties, having fun, and mingling with sexy girls. Oh, he’s also a goat.

Doug pretty much lives the same exact life as high-profile playboy Dan Bilzerian. You know, if Dan were a small, adorable goat who had no idea what the heck he was doing. None the less, Doug is an inspiration to us all and lives one of the most awesome lives on the planet. He goes surfing, he stays in expensive hotels, and he plunges his face into the chests of some beautiful women. Doug is, quite literally, my spirit animal. Be safe out there, Doug!