After his split with Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom and his penis (which was caught on camera while paddleboarding with his ex last summer) have been quite busy. Since the breakup, the 40-year-old actor has been caught making out with Selena Gomez, flirting at Coachella with wingman Leonardo Dicaprio, and now is responsible for a 21-year old waitress’s firing for “fraternising with clients.” In this case, “fraternising” means sex. Good sex.

Yes, it appears 21-year-old Viviana Ross, who recently moved to the UK from Romania to pursue an acting career, has been canned by managers at the exclusive Chiltern Firehouse in London’s West End for her unableness to resist the Pirates star’s charms and/or penis after the two bumped into each other outside of the location after her shift.

Reports claim Ross had overstayed her welcome at the hotel following a “night of incredible sex” with the actor. Bloom, who had to skip out early that morning for an interview, let Ross have full reign over the five-star suite. That is, until a hotel manager walked in and found the employee still tangled in the sheets still reeling from the incrdible sex she’d had the evening prior.

While Ross is said to be hurt by her dismissal, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the 40-year-old actor in his suite for drinks, which of course led to toe-curling celebrity sex that she can now brag about for the rest of her life.

Who can blame her? With plans to become a movie star, the whole waitressing gig wasn’t a long-term plan anyways. Plus, it’s one hell of a way to get noticed. I mean, it worked for Kim Kardashian. And, judging by her scorching hot Instagram account, Bloom’s got an impeccable eye for talent.

Passionate from miles away. 💫

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Self love. Body love. Red love. #polaroids #nosize0here #whodefinesbeauty

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Can’t wait for the weekend 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 #aycaramba

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As soon as news of Ross’s dismissal struck, Bloom caught wind of the chatter and, feeling responsible, called up the hotel to get Viviane’s number so he could apologize, which he did, the Sun reports.

But while everybody is applauding Bloom for being a stand-up guy, we’re ignoring the fact that he didn’t request Ross’s number after he was inside of her. Which is not very mannerly, if you ask me. But then again, I’m not a celebrity and will never be able to explore the sexual priviledges that come with the title.

Judging by media coverage, I’m fairly confident Ross, who did what most women would have done in that same position, will find a new job–perhaps even an acting gig–very soon.