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This Week In Sex: Slo-mo Fo Dat Ass

This Week In Sex: Slo-mo Fo Dat Ass:

Amber the big-ass twerker, twerker
had a very sexy butt,
and if you ever saw it, saw it
you would probably say it … wuuut?!

To put the Year of the Butt to bed, Amber Rose just shared the sexiest twerk video ever. Like …forever ever? Well, check it for yourself. She and Blac Chyna shake it in slow-mo so you can fully enjoy the clap of dat ass. Also this week, Amber and Pamela Anderson were spotted together around L.A., sharing shine, slinging ass and sass with equal aplomb. And in one final act of holiday charity, Amber shared this simple message with all her haters, you can kiss my big ass. Based on her butt … that’s a generous holiday offer!


Demi Lovato also scored big in the butt game this week. In an interview with Allure magazine, she praised Kim K for “revolutionizing” how we now more fully appreciate women’s bodies. Kim made Demi proud of her bubble, too. Guess we also need to thank Kim K for the fact Jesse J was down to show her bum bum on the January cover of Glamour UK. We knew Kim was an ass-pirational figure … looks like she’s equally inspiring.

Did you hear who might also try to break the Internet … but not in a good way? Mama June has a sex tape. Vivid Entertainment is willing to pay a cool $1 mill to distribute it. Our response: Oh dear God, please nooooo!!!

Anna Kendrick and the Furry Dildo

You know what we would like to see more of? Anna Kendrick solving sexy mysteries. This week, on Letterman, she told Dave that what he was holding was not what he thought it was, “That cat toy … is a fur-covered dildo … that’s what that is.” We don’t know if she was right but … hey, Anna, we like where your head’s at! You come party with us anytime. We don’t care if you’re naughty or nice.

This week, another question had millions of people wondering: Is that really Britney’s face? Yes, it is. Here she is as the covergirl for Women’s Health. And if you don’t believe it’s her, well, here’s a video to prove it’s her. For comparison’s sake, there’s also this new compilation of Britney’s sexiest looks of all time.

There was another new face in the news this week–a woman you may not know but you should get acquainted with–Priyanka Chopra. She’s the bombshell of Bollywood, and she’s about to go big in Hollywood.

Did you see Lindsay Lohan popped back up on the radar? And she’s not going to rehab! She starred in a strip-tease video. No, wait! It’s not as bad as it sounds because it was part of … wait for it … an Advent calendar. Yeah, why the elf not?! The calendar boasts a new sexy star for each day … super-sexy women, like, Emily Ratajkowski, the star from Gone Girl. She seduces the viewer as she dances in front of a giant stuffed panda. Nothing says sexy like a panda.

The truth will always set you free. This week, we gave you the lowdown on the Truth About Nipples. And there was that large-breasted suspect whose mugshot went viral because of a nipple slip. Click it and you’ll be like … Whoa! Also, this week, Nicki Minaj let one of her nipples slip free, live on tv with Andy Cohen. She handled it with dignity, like the same way she talked candidly about the biggest penises in rap. She puts the ass in classy.

Also this week, we were stoked to see Kate Winslet was spotted down under, looking curvy and glamorous, dressed like a blast from the past here to tighten jeans and break hearts. Her on-set photos reminded us: Kate’s sex appeal is totally timeless. She had us thinking about going down faster than the Titanic.

There were a few stories of dangerous love this week, like those pics of the sexy Mexican psychologist who made headlines for poisoning and then decapitating her husband. Looks can be sooo deceiving. Just ask the Chinese woman who found her boyfriend in a parked car, cheating on her with … her twin sister. Whoops!

Speaking of getting fucked by your ex, did you hear about the Canadian guy who offered a free round-the-world trip to any woman … that had his ex-girlfriend’s exact name? After their break-up, he had tickets but no way to use them. Eventually, he found a woman with the same name. In a romantic turn, she agreed to travel the world with him, a complete stranger. Of course, her boyfriend isn’t taking the news so well.

This week the lower Dakota made the news when the state proved it’s still just as unsexy as ever when officials used a masturbation joke to send a message about safe driving in icy winter conditions. Don’t Jerk It, South Dakota! even drew The Daily Show’s attention. But if you really want to get people’s attention do what British protesters did this week. Still butt-hurt about the new restrictions on porn, to get the attention of lawmakers, protesters sat on strangers’ face.

You know what got our attention? Something Scarlett Johansson said this week. In an interview, she confided that she thinks her body is “okay,” and that, like most woman, she has areas of her body that bother her. Ummm, Scarlett, we think your mirror is broken.

If you read only one end-of-the-year list this year, read: The Strangest Sex Studies of 2014. In one study, published in the journal, PLOS One, researchers discovered that the longer your penis is … the greater the chance your wife cheats on you. Wait, what? That’s what makes science and sex both so much damn fun–they always keep you guessing.

As the star of one the most-anticipated movies of the new year, Fifty Shades of Grey, Jamie Dornan, visited a S&M dungeon to make sure he gets the sexy right. Sure would be terrible to be known as the dude who disappointed millions of women all at the same time. So, hey, Jamie … G’luck! We’re pulling for you, man!

For the third week of December, that’s all the news we’re calling This Week In Sex … keep it sexy!


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