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This Week In Sex: Angels in Lingerie, Maria Doroshina, and A Playmate Christmas

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Santa baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

This week we’ve been thinking a lot about the original Catwoman, that professional sex kitten, a woman who purred with sexiness, Miss Eartha Kitt. She once sang the sexiest Christmas song ever recorded… and, this week, we keep hearing her voice, because it sure feels like Santa baby showed up early. It was a very unexpectedly sexy week.

One of our favorite surprises was Maria Doroshina. She comes to us from Russia with love. The 18-year-old model now spends her days beautifying Fort Myers, Florida. This week, she straight-up gifted the world with plenty of sexy like this…

Now, Santa baby… be sure you don’t miss her. ‘Cause she… has been, such an awfully good girl, this year. All year. Mark down the name Maria Doroshina. For sure.

Like, check how generously Maria gave the world some much-needed thighbrow to let us know she cares. This has been a very difficult year. Any extra sexy helps. It may seem naughty, but she looks sooo nice.

And Santa baby, how could you deny a smile so bright? Her eyes, so kind? We don’t care if she was cussing at schoolchildren… put her on your list. She’s certainly on ours. Both naughty and nice.

We’ve been getting into the spirit of the holidays. This week, chilling around the office, a few of the Playmates decided they’d push their curves into some Christmas costumes that were inspired by a few classic Christmas movies, and a sexy time was had by all. If you wanna see how the pink bunny costume from A Christmas Story comes off… just check the montage.

So, guess who’s been asking the Internet to help him because he thinks Santa might miss him? Yes, he’s the great Belieber. Beliebin’ he can find love in this season of wishes and good cheer. Justin asked his 42 million Instafans to help him find an Insta-beauty who caught his eye. And here, you can see why. She’ll make you believe in the magic of the season.

I’m just gonna bring this iconic selfie back

A photo posted by Cindy Kimberly (@wolfiecindy) on

Speaking of seeing is believing: This week, Tyra Banks made the world believers again with her booty that twerks so fine. Tyra, all we have to say is, gurl, for sure you can still work it, and you definitely can twerk it.

As the lyrics to that old love song go… “you’re just too good to be true, I can’t take my eyes off you…”

…and this week, that certainly was true, when we peeped Emily Ratajkowski, dancing around in Playboy-themed lingerie What a very, Merry Christmas surprise, indeed!

We told you when they filmed it, we wanted you to know it was coming. Well, this week, they released the always sexy annual Victoria’s Secret lingerie show. And when the angels descended down that runway, their curves held back by that supple soft embrace of lingerie, those strutting beauties made fantasies become real. And this year, the angels came wicked. Gigi Hadid smacked Selena Gomez’s booty on the runway. And if you like it greasy, a few angels ate buffalo wings with Stephen Colbert. Yes. And then, there’s this video of the angel Irina Shayk oiling herself up on the beach. Cause angels don’t want to burn.

For the rest of us it’s getting cold out. This week, we were thinking about those of you who are pushing knee-deep through the bitter frigidity of winter. We thought: what could we do to help you keep running tough while staying warm against this winter’s bite?

A-ha! Of course! One woman could definitely get your blood pumping, the Swedish Unicorn, Ines Helene. Because, um, have you seen her? She’s hotter than a thousand suns. Ines Helene conjures heated thoughts faster than you can say “I’d like a private sauna for two.”

The unicorn strikes again 😋😂😂

A photo posted by Ines Helene (@ini.helen) on

Okay, yes, look, just like we keep telling you, it’s really happening. We’re leaving full nudity behind in our magazine starting with our March issue, but you better believe we’re gonna keep bringing the sexy, showing you the world’s most jaw-dropping women. So, for one last hooray, here are the last two nude Playmates, Amberleigh West and Kristy Garrett.

As they say, once a Playmate always a Playmate. It’s a sisterhood. They’re like astronauts of sexiness. Only a rare few women ever get to wear the Bunny ears. And you can see that magical bond between Playmates, Sara Underwood and Ana Cheri, when they focus a flash on their friendship with a pair of sexy selfies.

Okay. Quick question. Everyone here at Playboy’s been waiting on the new Star Wars to drop. While we wait, we’ve been, maybe, perhaps, a little obsessed. And we fell into into endless debates, like: Was Sara Underwood sexier in the Princess Leia slave costume, or was Shay Maria? What’s your call? We couldn’t decide. To give you an idea, here’s Shay Maria’s take…

Shooting some awesome #starwars stuff today. ! Peep my snap to see the set and C3PO SHAYMARIAA

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Moving from deep space to our inner spaces, this week, we shared with you a few tips on how to give better oral pleasure to your partner courtesy of some street-tested advice from adult film stars. We figure if you’re going to take advice, listen to a pro. That should lead to our world enjoying better sex. Or, at least, less bad sex. Right?

While we’re at it, here’s a vid to give you a couple new ideas on how to handle a woman’s breasts. You know, in a way she might enjoy.

It’s interesting how each generation gets to re-shape its ideas of what’s sexy. Long ago, the Greatest Generation had crooners like Frank Sinatra to get their panties wet. After that, the Silent Generation had Elvis to swivel his pelvis and make all the girls scream. But, for the Baby Boomers, everything broke up. Elvis was replaced by the Beach Boys, Motown, the Beatles and the British Invasion… by the time hippies hit the scene with Free Love suddenly what was sexy was totally wild, totally new. By the time the new century flipped over, sexy was way different, once again. Now, some folks say our generation’s ideas of sexiness were shaped by AOL Instant Messenger. It’s an interesting idea. What do you think?

Ready for another interesting sexual trend? They call it zero masturabtion. What the hell is that? It’s the exact hell that you imagine. You don’t touch yourself. You don’t have a Fleshlight, sexbot, or paid masseuse, do it for you. There’s no sweet release. Obviously it’s not for everyone. In this case, it’s recommended for guys in relationships. Why? Because if you and your girl ever have trouble lining up your libidos, some of your trouble may be due to the fact that you handle things too often on your own.

The more time one spends masturbating, Weiss said, the more one reinforces the desire to repeat the behavior. But when one masturbates less, the body begins seeking out other sources of pleasure.

When you’re in a steady love thing, sex and desire can get tricky. You love each other but you’re still foreign territory. You certainly have to learn to communicate. And never forget, desire is a language all its own. Like, for instance, consider the 12 Thoughts Every Girl Has During Sex vs. the 13 Thoughts Every Guy Has During Sex.

…See what we mean? That’s why the love game can get trickier than ice skating drunk in the dark.

Okay, here’s another slippery scenario. How do you negotiate a relationship when you want to go exclusive but she wants to keep it open and casual? Wait. There’s more. She says she loves you. And you love her. Shit. How do you negotiate that quagmire of non-monogamy? That can be harder than lighting a fire underwater. Lucky for you, Just The Tips has the answers you need at the speed you read.

Hold up! This moment of sexiness was brought to you by… Claudia Alende. Like, dayum! Thank you, Claudia. You make our world a sexier place.

Addicted to my waist trainer from @curvyhearts99 ❤️ www.heartmycurves.com Viciada já! 🙌 @curvyhearts99 😍

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Alright, time to get real for a beat.

Have you ever thought about cheating on your significant other? What if you’re the one who is not in a relationship… but she is… and you’re cheating? That’s right. In this instance, you are the other man. Or, in this case, she was the other woman. Read it. And you’ll see it’s more nuanced than you might imagine.

Sex is never what we think it will be. It’s always more, or less. Like, for instance, the guys and gals in the white lab coats just reported that for many of us… less sex is more. Take these couples, for them, clearly less sex was more pleasure. And it’s one of the keys to their happiness. So, it just goes to show. Who knows? Well, no one knows. You just have to figure it out.

Speaking of figuring it out… how does Anastasiya Kvitko get so much junk into her trunk? We need Science to figure this out.

Photo @a.goluzenkov 📷 swimsuit @micro_bikini 💗

A photo posted by Anastasia Kvitko (@anastasiya_kvitko) on

Okay… moving on… this week, there was some more really astounding news from the field of medicine. Doctors are now performing penis transplants. Don’t laugh. This one’s not a joke. This is life-changing. Specifically, they want to work with this miracule cure on a number of our many wounded veterans. It’s a way to give sex back to men who gave so much. These guys thought they might never enjoy that sort of touch again. It’s pretty damn amazing. Way to go, labcoats!

Okay, as sweet as that story is this one is…. just as odd.

This week, a video went viral of a stripper breaking a block of concrete on her vagina.

Yes. You read that correctly. She broke. A block of concrete. On. Her. Vagina.

Don’t worry, she’s clothed in the vid so it’s not like graphic. In fact, she handles it like a boss. Remember, we said she breaks it on her vagina. Of course, your reaction…. that might not be safe-for-work.

They say the church is the last refuge of the scoundrel. That certainly seems to be true with this priest. Since 2003, he’s stolen nearly a million dollars from the collection plate of his church to pay for his sex master. Yes… his sex master.

He is a priest who has a paid sex master.

It seems, this priest has a very liberal understanding of what it means to “turn the other cheek.” The thing is, for his parishioners who have been unknowingly supporting the priest and his sex master for more than a decade, they’re not quite ready to forgive. They filed a lawsuit. They allege that, in one year, the priest paid $60K to a doctor for the sort of pills that would help heighten and prolong his sexcapades with his sex master. (Who, by the way made the priest drink the urine of a guy named Keith Crist. We’re not making any of this up. Check the link.) The priest was also paying his sex master’s rent. Lucky for the priest, we hear Jesus is a very forgiving guy. Unluckily for him, New Yorkers are not as forgiving. They want their money back.

They call it the Sharing Economy. Some people have really funny ideas of what they want to share. Like, this dude who decided he’d make some side loot by renting his house out on AirBnB as a stripclub.

And no, he does not live in Florida. We know! We were surprised, too.

This happened in the Bronx.

At one level, what he did… it’s genius. Talk about maximizing the value of your AirBnB! This dude charged $750 a night to run a pop-up strip club in his backyard. While he also rented rooms out in house. His neighbors, offended by the noise and naked ladies, pointed out that his residence is not zoned for pole dancing. When reached for comment, AirBnB said this sort of behavior is “very rare.” Now, that might soon change. Once word gets out, we might have AirBnB-style brothels from here to Bangor, Maine.

Remember hip-hop started in the Bronx. Good ideas come out of that borrough. We’re just sayin’.

Oh hey, Lisa Morales. Thanks for the reminder. It’s time to shake off this week. Relax your mind. Let’s reset with some sexiness. Here is Lisa Morales and a gallery of the sorts of booties that will make a man forget his own name. They should do the trick.

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Until next time… keep it sexy!



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