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Spend A Day At The Pool With Monica Sims

Thanks to the Labor Day holiday, this was a short week. Yet, somehow, it also kinda felt like a long week. Weird how that works. If you wish to slip from the grip of that strange little paradox and let your imagination sit poolside, Monica Sims is here to help.

You may recall that time when our September 2015 Playmate enjoyed a burger in her bikini. She sure turned heads with that one. Well, this time there’s no burger to distract you.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

For the poolside photoshoot, Monica partnered with photographer Sophia Sinclair and together they explored a sexy afternoon playing in the sunshine and shadows. Enjoy!

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Realtime sex Lives

Too Much, Too Little? How Much Sex Should You Be Having?

When you and your partner Netflix and chill, do you been spend more time on the Netflix and less time on the chill? Don’t worry. That’s fairly common, especially as we head into autumn and winter. We call it cuffing season for a reason. The good news is, all that binge-watching is good for your relationship.

According to this study from the Journal of Social and Personal Relationships, couples who binge-watch together stay together. It’s like catnip for bonding. If you add a little touching and massage to the mix, suddenly the binge-watching becomes foreplay. Just sayin’.

But let’s back it up to before you start binge-watching together, when you’re still on the road to coupledom, in that moment when your possible new partner turns and asks, “So, how many people have you slept with?” …what is a good answer to that question? Your answer could be critical.

Americans like sex. You’ll find it everywhere in our culture. We use it to sell unsexy things like car wax. But sex also makes us nervous. Like, if you have too much of it, people develop opinions. If you don’t have enough, people also form opinions. It’s a double-edged sword. So how many partners is ideal? We broke down the latest data here.

Based on research from Superdrug, the ideal number of sexual partners is eight. On average, men reported they’d slept with six partners in their lifetime while women, on average, reported seven. As far as what people considered “too promiscuous”? Women thought fifteen partners was a bit much while men said fourteen.

Interestingly, on a state-by-state basis, the people of Utah had the fewest sexual partners. They averaged three sexual partners in their lifetime. But can you guess which state is home to the folks finding the most climaxes with the most sexual partners? Not so fast, Florida. It was Louisiana. They average sixteen sexual partners. This makes sense. New Orleans is a sexy city known for its appetites.

The Ultimate Hookup Playlist

The 100 Best Sex Songs

To get you in the mood, Fader put out its 100 Best Sex Songs. They rated the “steamiest, most romantic, and downright nastiest tracks about getting it on.“ It’s a fun one to peruse and a perfect place to dig up some hidden gems to add to your sexy-time playlist.

There are the expected cuts, like Rihanna’s “Sex With Me,” or Frank Ocean’s “Chanel,” and D’Angelo’s “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” There are some deep cuts as well. Bessie Smith, anyone? And some funny choices, like Young M.A.’s “OOOUUU,” which, mentions her girl Headphanie.

There were also some curious choices, like Dolly Parton’s “Islands In the Stream”. Really? That’s not even Dolly’s sexiest song. What about her ode to casual sex in, “It’s All Wrong, But It’s All Right”. In it, she sings: “Hello, are you free tonight / I like your looks, I love your smile / Could I use you for a while / It’s all wrong, but it’s all right.” That kind of wrong is always sexy.

But Dolly aside, we bet you’ll never guess what Fader picked as their #1 sexiest song. For real. There’s almost zero chance you’ll guess it. You can check it here.

Hard Science

What Wrecks Marriages: Porn…or Boring Sex Lives?

This week for Hard Science, one of Playboy’s resident sexologists, Justin Lehmiller examines a hotly-debated question: is porn wrecking marriages?

As Lehmiller points out, that whole question may be flawed. Rather than blame porn, what if increased porn-viewing is a symptom, not the problem?

Lehmiller suggests that, instead of blaming porn for “wrecking marriages,” we ought to confront the real issue: our own sexual boredom. Any couple can fall into a boring routine. When we stop blaming adult content, then we can seek real world solutions to sexual boredom. To do that, Lehmiller recommends we pursue sexual novelties, like “new partners, new positions, or new toys and activities to keep us interested in sex.” It’s a solid read. Take a look here.

To help keep things fresh when you’re twisting the sheets, here’s a little inspiration: 5 Things Successful Couples Do to Keep Passion Alive. If variety is the spice of life, you gotta keep your bedroom spicy, too.

Don’t Break Your Dick!

This Is The Most Dangerous Sexual Position

There is a new number one most dangerous sexual position for men.

And the winner is: Doggy-style.

It was the runner-up last year, but it’s now officially the most dangerous sex position. What changed? How did doggy-style become more dangerous? Are men doing it differently? What’s behind this trend?

Well, it was just a matter of better data. This year, researchers calculated ER visits for broken dicks. They discovered that doggy-style is statistically the biggest threat to your pleasure stick. The research was published in the International Journal of Impotence Research. Probably wanna keep this in mind the next time she backs that booty up. Work on your stroke game, man, don’t be a jackhammer. A fractured dick is no joke.

I'ts not exactly common, but it has happened to Playboy’s Bobby Box. He wrote about it here. Witness the horrors for yourself.

This Week In WTF?!

“If You Play Golf Again…I’m Cuttin’ Your Dick Off!”

Each week, we pop around the globe, on the hunt for news stories that feature colorful examples of the many ways people like to get kinky. Sometimes illegal, sometimes immoral, often in public, we always find a few stories that leave you wondering, “WTF, who does that?!” Well, we found some real winners this week, though “winners” definitely seems like the wrong word to use.

Is This The Shittiest Tinder Date Ever?

Did you see this headline in your timeline this week? If you skipped on it, you missed out, so we’ll recite it here. Firefighters had to rescue a woman on a Tinder date, but there was no fire. Instead, they found an woman stuck upside down, inside a window, after she unsuccessfully tried to throw away a bag of her own shit. You see, it had gotten clogged in the toilet. So she fished it out, bagged it up, and that’s when her luck really went to, uh, shit. Here’s what the firefighters found when they arrived at her date’s flat.

Florida Is Back, Baby!

This week, a proud pair of fornicators from the Sunshine State went to a beach and got themselves arrested for sex in public. In the Tampa-Clearwater area, just like everywhere else in the state, it’s illegal to have sex in full view of your fellow Floridians. But the citizens of Florida seem to view this as more of a challenge than a law. This week, Jeffrey Kernan was caught face-first in his girlfriend’s crotch by local police. According to the arresting officers, the oral sex was going down in front of families and other beachgoers. Or as we now choose to call it, “doin’ it Florida-style.”

”You Can Call It Amateur Porn, But You’re Still Getting Arrested”

Meet Leslie Sessions, 30, and Derek Calloway, 37. They were arrested this week in Arkansas. They’ve filmed themselves having sex in public numerous times. In fact, that was their side hustle. They’re “amateur pornographers,” you see. But they violated a classic rule: Never Film Yourself Committing A Crime. These amateur porn stars are now looking at a possible six years in prison on each count.

The married couple sold films of themselves having hardcore sex in places like a Kohl’s dressing room. As amateurs they turned a profit. They earned roughly $1000 a month from video sales. But it’s also highly illegal, which they soon discovered when cops started watching their work. Would you ever have guessed these two were hardcore amateur porn stars?

Baby, Golf Isn’t A Sport, It’s A Way of Life…”Yeah? Well If You Go Play Golf One More Time…I’ll Cut Your Dick Off. How’s That For A Way of Life?”

That’s kinda how we imagine the conversation went. But in Korean. According to Korean news reports, Ms. Kim was super pissed at Mr. Kim. He went off to hit the links one too many times. She’d warned him before. So while her husband slept, Ms. Kim used a kitchen knife to separate her husband from his member. Then she flushed his dick down the toilet. The lesson here? Don’t fuck with Ms. Kim.

Now onto our last and possibly our most shocking story…

Wife of Trump’s Ethics Lawyer Caught Having Sex With An Inmate…Wait, Trump Has An Ethics Lawyer?!

Okay, the headline is a little misleading. This guy, Bobby R Burchfield, isn’t like President Trump’s White House ethics lawyer. He works as a counsel and ethics advisor for a Trump organization, the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust.

He was also a counsel to President George W Bush. But only for the Florida recount. He’s been a Republican attorney for years. This week, he found his name in headlines after his wife, Teresa Jo Burchfield, shagged an inmate in the backseat of her car while she was parked in a lot next door to the jail. The inmate was part of a trustee program and was allowed out on furloughs. Apparently, Mrs. Burchfield trusted him, too. She was arrested Tuesday morning while having sex with the 23-year old inmate. Yikes!


**Alayna Licardi.** Joey Whipps

Alayna Licardi. Joey Whipps

You know what time it is. It’s the weekend. So it’s time to get sexy. Let’s kick things of with undeniable brunette stunner Alayna Licardi in this casually seductive photoshoot, which captures Alayna feeling frisky in everyone’s favorite hangout at a house party: the kitchen. Enjoy!