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This Week In Sex: Bond Girls, Donut Day with Dolly and Officer Lindsey Pelas

[**Instagram/DollyCastro**](https://instagram.com/p/9t6rKxH-ah/?taken-by=missdollycastro) [**Photo By: Michael Oliveri**](https://instagram.com/michaeloliveri/)

Instagram/DollyCastro Photo By: Michael Oliveri

We thought we’d start this week with something undeniably sweet. That picture of deliciousness is how Dolly Castro celebrated National Donut Day. You may be thinking: What’s up with all these new national holidays? Who decides this stuff? Who adds these to the calendar? We have no answers for you. Plus, those are the wrong questions. We only have… one question.

Seems like, these days, just about anyone and everyone can start a holiday. So, we have an idea. What about a National Dolly Castro Day? We take the day off work, and spend it just enjoying vids like this…

👻 DollyCastro 💖

A video posted by Dolly Castro 🇳🇮 (@missdollycastro) on

Um, gawd dayum… Happy Dolly Castro Day!

So, last weekend was Halloween. Guess what Dolly’s costume was. It looks like she was “the catch of a lifetime.”

🎃🐚🌊 #trickortreat 🐚🐠👻

A photo posted by Dolly Castro 🇳🇮 (@missdollycastro) on

Like, for real, she’s so crazy hot. Imagine, if Dolly walked into the room, looking like this, and she told you she’s ready to go. Of course, that’s not a Halloween costume unless she’s going as “Sexy Castro.”

#FBF 📷 @montoyaelduro 👙 @shopdccouture

A photo posted by Dolly Castro 🇳🇮 (@missdollycastro) on

We think it’s time Hollywood takes notice of the divine Miss Dolly Castro. Like, um, how about a Nicaraguan Bond girl?

Be your own kind of beautiful!! #DollyCastro 💖🌹

A photo posted by Dolly Castro 🇳🇮 (@missdollycastro) on

As you probably know, the latest James Bond movie, Spectre, premieres this weekend. Of course, we plan to watch it. To help you get in the mood for the movie, check this vid of the 10 hottest Bond girls of all time.

Who would you say is number one? Pussy Galore? Honey Ryder? One thing’s very clear: Bond’s been blessed with an unfair amount of sexiness over the years.

Last week, we told you this Halloween looked like it was going to be a good one. We were not disappointed. Obviously, there were plenty of girls wearing all sorts of “Sexy (fill in the blank)” costumes. Which is why Halloween is the sexiest holiday on the calendar. Like, it would be super weird to wear lingerie to Thanksgiving dinner. Luckily, we have Halloween. So, enjoy!

But it wasn’t just drunk college girls who had all the fun. The celebrity set was pushed the bounds of sexy this Halloween. Nicki Minaj treated us all with a costume that celebrated her generous cleavage. Kylie Jenner decided she wanted to be a sexy ninja. Just go with it. Sexy Ninja should totally be a thing.

And if you missed it, the world’s favorite burger spokeswoman Charlotte McKinney said that her costume was a (sexy) ringleader. No, not like the boss of a burglary crew, like, the guy in the middle of a big tent circus. But we’re confused because all Charlotte wore was lingerie.

Now, here is the definitive proof this was an incredibly sexy Halloween. Stretching her costume to burstin’, the sexiest woman in America looked absolutely… arresting. (What? Don’t judge us. The pun was right there.)

Protect and Surve 🚔

A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on

We don’t want to reveal her secret. But… not only is Lindsey Pelas sexy af, she’s also low key brilliant. Like, check it. People all across the country are mad at the police. Right? So, Lindsey squeezes her curves into a Sexy Cop uniform… and boom! Suddenly, she’s the good cop her nation needs. Officer Lindsey partied to keep the peace and helped heal America’s uneasy divides with her eaasy sexiness. See what we mean? She’s obviously sexy and secretly brilliant.

And oh, by the way, Officer Lindsey went out to enjoy her Halloween with her BFF Abigail Ratchford. Yeah, that’s all treat no trick. But wait, it gets better. Last year, Abigail wore this Lil Kim costume that dropped jaws open like a medieval drawbridge. This year, she was Jessica Rabbit. We can’t decide which look we like more. What about you?

[**Instagram/AbigailRatchford**](https://instagram.com/p/9fgM_yKIlg/?taken-by=abigailratchford)

Instagram/AbigailRatchford

Abi…gurl, stahp!

Of course, this week, not everyone out partying was celebrating Halloween.

For instance, the All Blacks were all up in the club. If you don’t follow rugby that might not make any sense. (Hell, it might even sound offensive.) The New Zealand All Blacks are a team, and they just won the World Rugby Championship. After the Kiwi champs attended the World Rugby Awards, some stars from the team headed over to Platinum Lace, it’s a high end strip club in London. It’s the spot Snoop reportedly hits up when he’s in town.

You know who also loves strippers? Drake. And strippers love his dance moves. This week, sharp-eyed sex writer Rachel Rabbit White attempted to understand the complicated nature of why strippers love Drake.

Dae, a dancer from Atlanta tells me, over the phone, that when she is having a bad night, Drake can give her the courage to keep going. “Drake gets it,” she says. “‘HoustonAtlantaVegas’ is my favorite stripper song of all time because it’s about the most popular stripper cities, and how a girl can get stuck in them. I can’t explain it. Like, it doesn’t feel like Drake is saying it’s bad… He is recognizing that a girl can feel stuck! He gets it. He’s on the team. Drake is the motivator.”

Speaking of motivation, we have some for you.

In case you need that extra push to overcome seasonal sluggishness, if you need something to help you get up and and go hit the gym this weekend, we’ve got you covered. Just think about Emily Sears. We featured her in this gallery from #WorkoutWednesday, and she and a bevy of other gym beauties should def get you up and going.

🐨👟🇦🇺

A photo posted by #EMILYSEARS (@emilysears) on

You likely know that real life Bond villain Vladimir Putin has lots of enemies. There’s ISIS, Obama, Pussy Riot. One of his biggest, scariest enemies is … twerking. That’s right. Vlad the Dance-Hater considers all the booty shakes, bubble drops, and pelvic gyrations to be a serious threat to Russian decency. Imagine if Miley made a tour stop in Moscow. That could give Putin a heart attack. As this article reports, in Russia, twerking is now a serious political act. Why is Putin getting so hot under his collar about girls shaking dat ass? Here’s one of the early vids that set Vlad off.

You know who’s also a big fan of twerking?

The Swedish unicorn and all-around dreamgirl, Ines Helene.

Got a lot of requests to post my profile photo so here you go again. #RP

A photo posted by Ines Helene (@ini.helen) on

This week, she’s been blessing her Twitter timeline with vids of girls twerking. After she posted lots and lots of clips (go check her TL), she finally found her favorite. What do you think? “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…” (Too early?)

This week, Ines Helene also was working on her one-woman campaign to become the next spokeswoman for Nutella. We think this is a fantastic idea! Chocolates, hazelnuts and her butt. Done deal. If you agree, let Nutella know on Twitter. One of her superfans already made this Spanish-language song to, um… help her Nutella campaign? We don’t know what he’s singing. Either way, the vid is stacked with slow-mo shots of her best Instagram poses. You’re welcome. (Also, you can always mute the song.)

This week, a high dollar fertility doctor let it slip that some of his celebrity clients fake their pregnancies. Yep. Faked. That’s the new trend, according to this guy. He says the celebs rent another woman’s belly to save theirs. It seems like “faking a pregnancy” is the new “faking your own death.” Which is so 2015.

At the other end of the spectrum of sex and celebrities, we find this highly-paid escort who shared some funny hookup stories about getting naked with famous musicians and being chased by Vegas magicians.

THE MAGICIAN
I was in Las Vegas with a friend for a professional athlete’s birthday party. There were a bunch of celebrities there, including the magician.
He came up to us immediately. I had an idea of who he was but had never seen his show. My friend, on the other hand, was a fan. He kept trying to impress us by talking about all his toys, which I thought was really immature. Eventually we went back to his place.

There’s “paying for sex.” And then, there’s paying for sex. Like, there’s an old saying, “If you want to trap a man, bait it with pussy.” They call that a “honey trap.” Well, these days, you can hire a professional honey trap. For instance, there’s this woman from the UK who earns roughly five hundred bucks to test a man’s wandering eye. Now, before you judge her harshly, here’s how she defends herself and her profession:

“I never feel bad about breaking up relationships, clients contact me and they’re usually right to be concerned,” Wade said. “If you don’t trust your man then it’s my job to put your mind at ease.”

People will pay for all sort of things when it comes to love, sex, and intimacy. For example, these webcam girls lay out of the some of the weirdest things dudes have requested them to do. Here’s an example, provided without any context?

“For a finale we requested he put a banana up his butt and he peeled it first. Such mess. Much laughter.”

Moving right along. Here’s what happens when men and women wander the streets of New York and ask strangers for sex. That sounds like a great way to learn how people combine cuss words and hand gestures.

Okay, hold up! You look like you need some sexy.

This moment of sexiness was brought to you by Courtney Tailor. She’s pretty much the ideal girl next door.

Courtney Tailor

Courtney Tailor is the kind of woman red-blooded boys hope their future wife will look like. If you can get a teenager to think about what he wants to do with the rest of his life, that says something. All we have to say is Courtney, you’re perfect, gurl.

There was a shocking claim about women’s sexuality announced this week.

According to this university study, there are no straight women. You read that right. Women are either bisexual, or lesbians. We’ll let that sink in for a moment. No straight women… only bisexuals… and lesbians. That seems too good to be true. Think we’ll wait for more research.

Meanwhile, if you’re in a relationship, and you’re looking for more frequent sex, before you tell your girlfriend she’s actually a bisexual, and you’re cool with it if she wants to explore her new sexuality… maybe, try doing the dishes. Seriously. According to new research, women are turned on when a man does his share of the household chores. Another gentle reminder, that foreplay isn’t always what we think it is.

Have you ever wanted to have sex with your wife’s sister?

Look, it happens. We mean the thought, the fantasy, the temptation. The real trouble occurs when you act on that fantasy. This week, Just The Tips gave a guy some advice about the fact he wants to keep it in his wife’s family.

I’ve reached a boiling point now. Each time she exposes herself to me in a different way, she tries to get me to enjoy or see a different part of her body. It’s so easy, too, because none of the family actually sees this or even thinks something is wrong. The issue also is that because she knows she’s so hot, she kind of tests my reaction.

Speaking of boiling points, Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood is keeping the summer alive on her Instagram. And we couldn’t be any more grateful.

😺 📷 by @dreamstatephotos 💄 by @kikimakeup

A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on

Did you know sometimes a woman can have an orgasm that’s so powerful she goes deaf?. Not permanently.

Even when she is not not deaf from great sex, communcating about sex can be difficult. Like, are you any good at sexting? For a lot of dudes it doesn’t come naturally. If you would you like to get better at it, check this vid:

Well, it’s that time of the week. And what’s a better way to get your mind right for the weekend than a vid that celebrates the unsinkable sexiness of Carmen Ortega?

Until next time… keep it sexy!



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