This Week in Sex: British Invasion, Sex Toys & Space Sex

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This Week in Sex: British Invasion, Sex Toys & Space Sex:

*Long Distance Foreplay *

There’s no denying that long-distance relationships are difficult for everyone involved. Between the sexual urges and finding time that’s good for both of you to chat online or on the telephone, there’s a lot of room for error and mistakes. Luckily, one company that goes by the name of LovePalz has made your sex life (or lack thereof) a little easier with their “world’s first Internet-enabled sex toy.” How exactly does it work? Their website explains: “The speed sensor in Zeus will detect the speed of male action and send to the Hera, the female toy. Hera will reflect and match Zeus's speed automatically. Hera on her part, will sense the pressure inside the toy based on the female's reaction and then send that information to Zeus. Zeus's air pump will configure its tightness automatically based on the received signal.” Pretty high tech. Would you try it? Read more here.

*The Perfect Amount of Sex *

It seems that every day there’s another sex study coming out of Britain. According to one online survey from ukmedix.com, Brits divulged that they would ideally want to have sex once a week and it better not be in the morning. An abysmal six percent admitted to enjoying morning sex between seven and eight A.M. In fact, most agreed that their preferred 23 minutes of sex time should take place between 10 and 11 P.M. before going to sleep. Read more here.

Crosswords and Boners

Thought that was the only British sex tidbit of the week? Think again. Another study showed that some Brits were more prone to playing online crosswords than having sex. We’re noticing a couple of discrepancies across the pond. Does crossword mean the same thing over there that it does here? Maybe crosswords are the reason why they’re only having sex once a week. Read more here.

The Hand Job Awards

Oscar's Best Handjob Award - watch more funny videos Boning on Mars

If there’s one thing we’d like to cross off our Bucket List, it would have to be sex in space. We’re sure Richard Branson has already done this secretly, but one biologist has busted everyone’s bubble by releasing a paper that shows sex (or rather, pregnancy) in space can result in lethal consequences for both the mother and the child. While NASA hasn’t put a rule in place that forbids sex in space, we’re sure someone has attempted to do the deed while they orbited earth. Read more here.

Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey

Your prayers have been answered, people! The Fifty Shades of Grey Porn is finally happening. If you haven’t been religiously following this story, a porn studio called dibs on being the first to create the adult version of the beloved BDSM story. Unfortunately, rather than the typical porn parody, the company that owns the rights to the hit book considered the porn “a rip-off, plain and simple" and decided to sue for copyright infringement. But after a couple of months of negotiations and a presumably hefty settlement payment, the company has gotten the green light to remake the book. Read more here.


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