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This Week In Sex: Carissa Rosario, An Unhappy Ending, and Thanksgiving Sexiness

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Each year, on the fourth Thursday in November, Americans gather as families and friends, strangers and prodigal sons, and together, we pause to reflect on what we’re all thankful for. And then, we swell our bellies on a plateful of carbs, gravy, and turkey meat. This year, for Thanksgiving, we thought about how thankful we are for all the many ways a woman can be sexy.

Consider tempting tattooed beauties like Peggy Sue Suicide.

One for the foot fetish creepers 👠

A photo posted by peggysue_suicide (@peggysue_winters) on

She’s a woman who’s obviously blessed with dangerous curves; the kind of girl who throws attitude and fills bikinis with equal confidence.

Every day, there she is, waiting for you online, just chilling, making the air fragrant with her sexiness.

Do you know why we also feel so thankful this year? It’s because the Internet. With just a click, or two, you can find a bevvy of sexy women, ones who all look quite different, ones who are no more or no less sexy. Just different. Women like Carissa Rosario

It’s just me & Stevie 🎶🎤❤️ TAG all the music lovers out there ❤️

A photo posted by Carissa Rosario (@carissarosario) on

You see what we mean? We all have so much to be thankful for. It’s certainly been a year that’s generous with sexiness.

😜😜😜 #cozy

A photo posted by Carissa Rosario (@carissarosario) on

And if you think Carissa looks incredible…we have some good news. She was just featured in the Monster Girl Bikini shoot. It’s all busty beauties, sunny beaches, and sand-crusted butts. Pretty much a flawless recipe for sexiness.

Speaking of girls who could sell a bikini calendar to a blind man, Antje Utgaard seems to be reveling in the raw power of her sexiness. And she wants to make sure you enjoy your Thanksgiving weekend. Ain’t she a sweetheart?

Women like PeggySue Suicide, Carissa, and Antje, and all the many varities of sexy we see each week, make us so damn… thankful. This Thanksgiving, we’re thankful for all the flavors, shades, and shapes of women that we get to celebrate online these days. There’s just way more sexiness to be enjoyed by all. Obviously, we’re fans of that sort of expansion. The Internet has had a great democratizing effect on the culture of the world. And, also on the sexiness. We’re thankful for…

thick, curvy women like Kiara Mia.

…and we’re equally thankful for thin, long-limbed Kiwi beauties like Playmate Gemma Lee Farrell.

@ardiology x H&M - @jenniferconejobeauty 🤗 hair - @hairgoddessofny

A photo posted by GEMMΔ LEE ➳ FΔRRELL 💕 (@gemmaleefarrell) on

Basically, we’re thankful for undeniable sexiness.

For instance, we’re pretty sure a gay man in the middle of an all-male orgy would take a look at this picture and say: Gawd dayum! That gurl is sexy af. No lie.

Shooting at the beach with my favs @335mm. face/ @antonioglam 🏆

A photo posted by GEMMΔ LEE ➳ FΔRRELL 💕 (@gemmaleefarrell) on

And, course, we’re always and forever thankful for the All-American sexiness of the Playmate of the Year, Miss Dani Mathers. Like, whoa! She’s got so much sexy she could loan some to Canada whenever theirs is frozen.

Transporting with the ladies @alana.camposs @missfebruary08 👯

A photo posted by Dani Mathers (@missdanimathers) on

If you pause a moment and reflect on all the women you just scrolled past, all the warm round curves of their breasts, the fullness of their hips, the appeal of their thick round booties, you see how much we all have to be thankful for this year. At the beginning of the holiday season, let’s remember how truly blessed we are with sexiness.

And if you want to know just how blessed, you can check the most popular PornHub searches for Thanksgiving. Really, if you think about it, it’s a miracle any of us get anything done at all.

Speaking of miracles, did you see who was out this week looking absolutely luminous, turning heads like it’s the summer of ‘84? Christie Brinkley. Oh, by the way, she’s 61; and she looks just as sexy as ever. And, while we’re at it, here’s a collection of the sexiest gifs of that other ageless wonder, Salma Hayek. Thank you for being you, Salma.

Okay. So, do you know what we’re also thankful for this year?

Innovation.

At this very moment, there are beautiful women out there, sexual assasins like Niykee Heaton, and they’re asking themselves: What can I do next to push sexiness forward–How can my ass change the game? Literally, and figuratively. So far, Niykee keeps killing the game with sexiness. Here, check her record of slays for yourself with this photo lookback.

Do you know which Brit we’re thankful for this Thanksgiving? (And it’s not King George.)

Coming from across the pond, it’s the sexiest woman alive… Emilia Clarke. This collection of gifs proves why she was awarded her title of sexiest woman. Her sexy has no quit.

You know how Hollywood never met a red carpet it didn’t like? When it comes to the kind of sexiness that gets tongues wagging and paparazzi popping, some stars, like Jennifer Lawrence, are just naturals. That girl can trip over her own feet at the Oscars and still be sexy about it. Now, imagine how much she’d make you stutter from the sexiness if you were there and you saw the superstar show up wearing a see-through dress and start downing bourbon shots like it ain’t no thang.

You know what other awkward moment we’re thankful for this year?

That time when Disney stars decide they’re all grown-up and now it’s their moment to break out the full tilt sexiness. The curves they’ve been hiding and the attitude they’ve been repressing. From what we can tell there’s something terribly freeing about shedding your former teen star image like snakeskin. And you get to have fun and finally advertise your sexiness with a full display of your ass’s mass appeal. This week Brenda Song from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody did just that, and she showed the world, she’s a grown-ass woman.

🌊☀️ @collinstark @jessicastark_

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We’re also thankful for the fact that at this very moment, we currently boast an extraordinary abundance of blonde bombshell sex symbols. Like, we haven’t had it this good since Marilyn and Jayne Mansfield were both in the game. We have Kate Upton, Lindsey Pelas, Jordan Carver, and Charlotte McKinney. So, um, hey, bombshells of the 1950s, you were sexy and awesome. But even you’ve got to admit, these brassy blonde beauties of 2015 don’t play.

Brr.

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Of course, being blessed with big breasts is not all awesome. And this week, Charlotte McKinney explained why some of the aspects of having big boobs are bullshit. Example: bra-shopping. To demonstrate, Charlotte shows how poorly bras fit her big beautiful breasts that were so clearly born to be free.

What’s that? You wanted to see more big beautiful breasts so clearly born to be free? Well… here you go. Enjoy!

You know who Ana Cheri is, right? What do you think happens when a woman who looks like she looks asks two random dudes to rub lotion on her back? Now, be honest… Would you leap at the chance to rub suntan lotion on her skin, to spread it slowly, and evenly, ensuring she had maximum protection from the sun… or would you shrink from this once-in-a-lifetime dream opportunity?

Okay, let’s double down on that thought. Here are two adult film stars taking a stroll through New York City, and oh, by the way, they’re topless. Question: Will New Yorkers trip out on the pair of topless temptations strolling past? Or, is it that New York is so on its grind that nobody will notice you unless you’re a pizza-loving rat scurrying past to make the A train?

Hold up!

This moment of sexiness was brought to you by Kara del Toro. Her Instagram account is pretty much a finely-curated selfie scrapbook dedicated to her sexiness. Take note, marketers. We’re buying everything she’s selling.

Cooling off with @surfingmag_swim in @acaciaswimwear ☀️☀️☀️

A photo posted by Kara Del Toro (@karajewelll) on

We’ve asked you this before, so let’s see if you’re paying attention.

What’s more dangerous: unprotected sex with a stranger; or letting that same stranger drive you home? The answer might surprise you.

That means people rated unprotected sex as 17 times deadlier than driving a car.

As the authors of this research point out, these estimates couldn’t be further from the truth. In reality, participants dramatically overestimated both risks. The real kicker, though, is that people are actually 20 times more likely to die while taking a 300-mile road trip than they are to die from contracting HIV through a single act of condomless sex.

As you likely know, Airbnb is a great way to find a new-to-you chill spot to stay when you’re visiting a town you don’t know. Also it’s good for those times when you just want to get away but can only afford to take a staycation in your town. And Airbnb is also, apparently, a great way to book a location for your gay porn shoot. Which is exactly what one cunning producer did.

The bad news for the homeowner: the shoot was for scat porn and featured enemas, golden showers, and free-flowing feces. When the men were done shooting their sex scenes in the 1920s mansion, there was shit everywhere. Literally. There was urine, feces, and used enemas, left behind like a treasure hunt of bodily fluids, along with the fresh stains on the furniture, and a hot tub that was “brownish in color.” Naturally, there’s a lawsuit pending.

This week, we also learned that massage parlors down in South Carolina can get raw and dangerous like day-old sushi. For instance, this dude strolled into a parlor looking to get a rubdown. He agreed to pay $68 for a massage. He also dropped the additional $20 for a “table shower.” But when the masseuse was done she wouldn’t give him a “happy ending.” Which had the opposite effect. It made the man very unhappy. He felt his $88 had guaranteed he’d enjoy full release. Looking for satisfaction, or possibly looking to find the management, the man put his clothes back on and marched out to the lobby of the massage parlor. And that’s when he decided to pull out his dick and finish himself off. The dude started to jerk off and demanded that massage parlor employees watch him finish what they started. And that made it an unhappy ending for everyone.

Now we wouldn’t send you off with such a sad story rattling around in your dome. No! You need something good, something sexy, something to remind you that you have much to be thankful for this Thanksgiving weekend. Ready? Let’s double on the bubbles with this double-dip of derrieres.

This first collection of thickness is divided by the thin ambition of a thong strap. And features all-star booties like Joselyn Cano’s peach. And this gallery revels in the fullness of a booty’s beauty when both cheeks are exposed to the light of day.

Until next year, have a Happy Thanksgiving!

And until next time… keep it sexy!



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