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This Week In Sex: The Cuban Kim Kardashian

This Week In Sex: The Cuban Kim Kardashian:

Welcome to a New Year of sexiness!

It may only be a week old but we already have plenty of reasons to be optimistic in 2015. For instance, there’s the new open relations between former enemies, Cuba and the US. Don’t know about you but we’re super excited to get to know our sexy southern neighbor.

This week, we introduced you to one our first discoveries: a true Cuban beauty with a booty that can definitely help warm up US-Cuban relations. Her nickname is the Cuban Kim Kardashian.

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If you want to discover her for yourself, she’s on Instagram and she goes by KathyzWorld.

So far, if she’s an example of possible new partnerships to explore in Cuba, she’s got us thinking this looks to be a damn good year.

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We could really use a sexy 2015. What a year we just put to bed.

Last year started out odd, and it stayed that way. If you recall, on the first of January, last year, the Internet gave us a reddit AMA with that anonymous double-dicked dude. Well, he’s back with a new ebook called “Double Header: My Life With Two Dicks.” It recounts his days and nights of double-dicking. He explains his condition, diphallia. It’s extremely rare. Like, 1 in 5.5million men kinda rare. He spoke with Rolling Stone about his life and the memoir he’s penned. He tells stories of his sex life, and how he’s fucked hundreds of men and women. Oh yeah, that’s right! The man with two fully-functioning ten-inch dicks is bisexual. That only seems fair. He should get to please everyone if he’s packing that much penis in his pants.

While we’re on the subject of dicks … What does this look like? The fine makers of Play-Doh decided to sell to kids what looks like a sex toy. Parents got upset and began to post pics of the toy to Play-Doh’s Facebook page. According to the colorful clay company the toy is an extruder. It’s used to make curious shapes. Most everyone else sees spiralling veins wrapping around a clear plastic sex toy. But maybe, like beauty, dick is in the eye of the beholder.

Did someone say “dick in the eye?” How about condoms in your cornea?

Down in Manatee County, Florida … why is it always Florida … cops arrested a young couple after they got in a fight in a moving car. 19-year old waitress Dominique Claridge told the police she got upset at her also 19-year old, live-in, boyfriend, William Hessian. She was mad that he’d been talking to another woman and that’s why Dominique threw a box of condoms at her boyfriend’s face while he was driving. After hearing their stories, the police arrested both of them. We like to think it was for being stupid.

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(courtesy of the Manatee County Sheriff’s Dept.)

Switching it up from dicks to vaginas, this week, Buzzfeed Video wanted to find out how much men know about what goes on between a woman’s thighs. So, they asked some dudes. The results are just as entertaining as you would imagine.

Our favorite pearl of wisdom from “Men Talk About Vaginas” has to be when one gay guy explains that straight men like vaginas the same way they like expensive cars. You’ll have to watch to see if you agree.

They were certainly on a roll this week because Buzzfeed Video also gave the world this charmer called 18 Things About Losing Your Virginity That No One Ever Told You.

In case you don’t have time to watch it, here’s the best piece of advice about losing your virginity:

wish i would’ve known that whatever song is playing will haunt you for the rest of your life (aka make sure it’s not linkin park)

We could not agree with this more.

Another thing we completely agree with … Chelsea Handler’s one-woman battle against Instagram. You go on, Chels! Free them nipples!

Kinda like the post office, come rain, come shine, come sleet, or snow, Chelsea is out there freeing her nipples. She #freedthenipple again this week … and again, Instagram acted insta-lame and took down the pic. If you’re curious you can see the removed post here. Meanwhile, Twitter has taken the more sophisticated approach and said, “gurl, we dgaf.” They continue to allow Chelsea to post topless pics like this action shot of her looking for her lost dog in the snow. Using just her nipples, Chelsea’s making Instagram look like a loser in this culture war. It’s not a good look, Instagram. Keep fighting the good fight, Chelsea! We got your back!

Speaking off women looking sexy in the middle of nipple-hardening cold … apparently, there’s a British tradition that, each year, folks in a town called Whitley Bay take a New Year’s Day dip in the North Sea. Which is just colder than a polar bear’s toenails. Despite the freezing-ass temperature, this year, bikini-clad women braved the frigid brisk waters to uphold tradition. God bless traditions.

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(courtesy of the Daily Mirror)

Although it’s the first week of January, there were a number of stars spotted in bikinis, frolicking in the the froth of the surf, and sunning themselves in the sun-warmed sand. Model, tv presenter, and writer, Alexa Chung posted pics of Daisy Lowe (who, if you don’t know, is Gavin Rossdale’s daughter … yeah, the dude from Bush) and Alexa’s homegurl was looking saf down in the Maldives. At one point, Daisy taught an inflatable dolphin a thing or two about how she likes to ride.

Other stars who opted to get sandy to start the New Year… Selena Gomez and Gigi Hadid did their best impressions of Bond girls and so did Kendall Jenner, who spent her New Year’s Eve night looking a lot like a beached mermaid.

Then there’s Tara Reid. This week, she also did her mermaid thing … and looked like she was trying to scare the shit out of Aquaman. Just check this New Year’s photo. Earlier this week, she also looked like she was trying to … seduce Tarzan? We don’t really know what to make of this naked hammock shot. We’re not the only ones who were confused by Tara’s idea of sexy.

She could take a lesson in effortless sexiness from Rihanna. To ring in her New Year RiRi was partying on P Diddy’s yacht somewhere off the coast of St. Barts. And of course, she did sexy like it ain’t no thang. That’s always the best way.

Sexy isn’t merely a product of the body. Sexy comes in all sizes. Sexy is about your attitude.

The new fashion label Rum + Coke knows this. They recently announced that they’ll only use plus-sized women of color for all their campaigns. They’re making the point that sexy is about the woman … not just her body. They’re proving that sexiness arises from the seductive dance of a woman, her attitude, and her clothing. However much of it she’s wearing.

In some very strange instances, a sexy dress doesn’t just flatter a woman, making her feel seductive and alive all over … it can also save her life. This week, a British woman survived a horrific car accident, and was saved from certain death by her super-tight dress. None of her many broken bones punctured her vital organs because her super-tight evening dress functioned as a corset and kept everything in place. That’s right! Her decision to be sexy saved her ass.

In other sexy car news this week, a Canadian posted an ad on Craigslist looking for “good conversation and a blow job” in exchange for a free ride in his car from Montreal to Toronto. The dude always had this little fantasy. Since it was a new year, he felt like maybe it was time to try his luck on the internet. See? Everyone’s feeling optimistic about 2015. Even kinda creepy Canadians.

Men and their vehicles. What are you gonna do? We’re always trying to combine sex and cars.

Or, like, in the case of these 16 California firefighters, they allegedly tried to combine sex and their fire truck. After a murder investigation raised the question of an alleged group sex tape that showed the battalion chief and other firefighters having sex with the commander’s prostitute mistress on a fire engine, a secondary investigation was launched. As a result, sixteen firefighters have now been placed on paid administrative leave. Although, the department insists their punishments are unrelated. According to a CalFire spokesperson there was no improper use of fire trucks or prostitutes, and the purported fire engine porn was just an unfounded rumor. And, oh! … what a rumor it was!

This week, our favorite impossible-to-ignore fire engine of sexiness, Kim Kardashian, was turning heads as part of a promotion for the season finale of Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons. E!Online released this collection of pics of Kim K in a bikini … because, as they put it, These Photos of Kim Kardashian in a Bikini Will Send You Running to the Gym!

Yes, that’s what the mother of North West makes people want to do: run to the gym. We’re sure, that’s exactly where dudes are headed after seeing those pics … they’re running to the gym. Right. What you said, E!

Well, that’s all the sexiness we’re calling This Week In Sex

For 2015, let’s all be sure to … keep it sexy!



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