Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

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Catch Playmate Monica Sims Chillin’ Poolside

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

We still have a couple months to go until summer, but don’t tell that to September 2015 Playmate Monica Sims because she’s in a summertime mood, and we’re living for it. This week, catch her poolside, laid out in a bikini, beautifying the afternoon, as she soaks up the warmth of the sun.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

The tan and lovely Playmate captivates minds even when she’s just eating a cheeseburger. For her latest super sexy pictorial she got together with photographer Sophia Sinclair and the two women captured Monica in all her sun-kissed sexiness. Check it here. Enjoy!

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Monica Sims. Sophia Sinclair.

Mysteries of Female Sexuality

Morning Wood, Little Dicks and The Truth About Women Squirting

Some say women’s sexuality is a mystery, but we tend to think it’s just that people aren’t asking the right questions. For instance, it’s common knowledge that men often wake up with an erection, stiff and ready to meet the day. But did you know women can also wake up with morning wood? True story. Turns out both men and women’s bodies are primed for some morning pleasure. Like men’s erectile tissue, women’s clitoral tissue also swells with blood during sleep. That seems to indicate what nature intends for us in the morning. So maybe keep some mouthwash next to the bed to get rid of morning breath and start your day right with some morning sex that’ll keep you smiling all day long.

Another common mystery of female sexuality that comes up more and more often these days is squirting. A form of female ejaculation, squirting is suddenly all the rage. But if you don’t know what brings some women to the edge of such ecstatic gushing, one of our resident sexologists Justin Lehmiller breaks down the data that matters to explain how—and why—women squirt. It’s a juicy read.

This last mystery sounds more like the setup of a joke, but it’s not. Did you know some women prefer a little dick? No, we’re not kidding. It’s true. If you don’t believe us, check it for yourself. Dana Hamilton is here to explain why she’s always be Team Little Dick.

Women are definitely mysterious creatures, but what delicious riddles they pose.

Sex Ed

Do THC and Sex Go Together?

When it comes to having better sex, have you ever considered trying a performance-enhancing drug? We don’t mean doping up your dick with steroids, or trying one of those gas station pecker pills. We’re talking about pot increasing pleasure. According to some sex therapists, cannabis can help you bust better and relax more so you enjoy more powerful orgasms. So, maybe this weekend, before you lay your lips against the nape of her neck you two can share a couple puffs of vape.

Also, not related at all, but normally, we like to recommend exercise as a way to improve one’s sex life. But this week we learned that some exercises may worsen your sexual pleasure. For real. According to recent research, marathons can play hell on your sex life. If you’re someone who likes to pound the pavement, be sure to peep this article on why long-distance running may be damaging your game.

SAFE SEX

What’s Stealthing? And Why Are So Many Women Down For Condomless Sex?

This week, the internet was all abuzz over a new trend called stealthing. If you missed it, stealthing is when a man has sex with a woman and, halfway through intercourse, he discreetly slips off his condom without letting her know. If you don’t have their consent to do that, we know a word for that. Or as the author of the journal paper that introduced this trend to the world calls it, that’s “rape-adjacent.” Let’s be perfectly clear about this: never do that to your partner.

In related news, we also learned this week about another condom trend. According to new data on sexual health, one in three women are having unprotected sex…every single time they get some dick. If you can believe it, that’s a higher rate than the number of men who go for condomless sex. Look, obviously condomless-sex feels better. No one’s gonna argue that. But if you’re down to raw dog, just know you’re vastly increasing your risk of pregnancy and STD/Is. Hope that seven minutes of pleasure is worth it.

This Week In WTF?!

Why You Gotta Be So Extra All The Time?

Once again, we’ve scoured the globe for the stories of sexual absurdities that would make anyone ask WTF?! And this week wasn’t short on people being extra when it comes to getting frisky. So, let’s play a little game of “Would you ever…”

Would You Ever Buy a Blowjob Robot?

From Arlan Robotics comes this unique pleasure machine designed to simulate oral sex. The company even thought to replicate the sensations of the sweep of hair across your body as the robot head stimulates you. Here’s a NSFW video that explains how the robotic head gives head.

Would You Ever Listen to a Pair of Singing Breasts?

We all know how most social media bans showing female nipples. So the reason why we ask is, this week, the ad agency DAVID found a clever way to get around this sexist double-standard: they replaced nipples with mouths. Although it may sound strange AF, it’s actually for a great cause: to increase breast cancer awareness. You can peep the singing boobs for yourself here:

Would You Ever Think It’s a Good Idea to Get Revenge With Rubber Penises?

This guy did. Nelson Webb Lentz is his name and dildos are his game. After the 71-year-old Louisiana man felt that he’d been mistreated by staff at a bookstore on numerous occasions, he took matters into his own hands and started leaving sex toys in the religious section of the store as revenge. That’s one way to say “go fuck yourself.”

Would You Ever Have Sex For Free Chicken Nuggets?

Most likely you saw the story about the guy on Twitter who asked Wendy’s how many retweets he needed to get for a year’s worth of free chicken nuggets, right?

Wendy’s responded…

So our man Carter Wilkerson turned to the internet for help…

What a feel-good, taste-great story. It went so viral he even got on Ellen. And then there’s this other story about chicken nuggets. This week, a prostitute didn’t turn to the internet for help getting some warm chicken deliciousness. Big mistake. Instead, she asked a john to pay for sex with an order of chicken nuggets. But the john was an undercover cop. And the Florida woman was arrested. We doubt she’ll be showing up on Ellen to tell her story.


Breana Cabriales. Mark Velasquez.

Breana Cabriales. Mark Velasquez.

Alright, you know what time it is. Let’s get your mind set for the sexiness of the weekend with an extra helping of tan and loveliness thanks to Breana Cabriales. She drops jaws in this pictorial that features the brunette beauty teasing imaginations. Enjoy!

Breana Cabriales. Mark Velasquez.

Breana Cabriales. Mark Velasquez.