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This Week In Sex: Dolly Castro, the Year in Sex, and Bowling with Playmates

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year,
There’ll be much mistle-toeing
Our hearts will be glowing
When Dolly Castro is near
It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Just as the singing sweater salesman Andy Williams once crooned, there’s something wonderful about the last few weeks of the year. We all tend to pause to assess, to take one last look back, and decide what this year all meant. Well, we did the same, and to provide you some sexy context, we rounded-up The Year in Sex review.

There’s also a certain magic in the air this time of year. We don’t mean the kind of magic that makes a snowman talk, a reindeer’s nose glow, or a fat man squeeze down a chimney with a sack of presents. We mean the kind of magic that creates the sort of sudden magnetism that brings strangers closer. From drunken hookups at office holiday parties to midnight kisses on New Year’s Eve, this is the season of surprise attractions.

To inspire your imagination, like a Miss Santa Claus of sexiness, here’s Dolly Castro to wish you a Happy Holiday Hookup Season.

Buenos Dias ! ☀️ #wcw or #humpday ? 😉 have a great day everyone 😘 #happyhumpday 🍰

A photo posted by Dolly Castro (@missdollycastro) on

Perhaps with a kiss of luck this Holiday Hookup Season you might get to enjoy a horny hometown surprise. Maybe you meet a seductive stranger on your flight home. But, in case you don’t, Dolly Castro can be your sexy surprise as she eases her beautiful tan behind out of this swimming pool in slo-mo. Like, whoa!

With the coming New Year some of you may already be thinking about joining a gym. It’s practically an annual American traditon. Well, Dolly knows some of you may need a lil’ extra inspiration for your perspiration. If so, this vid of Miss Castro raises heart rates faster than a roller coaster.

You see how it is–Dolly’s got sexy down to a science. She knows it all starts with attitude. Which is why she’s unapologetically herself. She’s comfortable in her imperfection. Which ought to be your Holiday Hookup Season motto because your imperfection can be sexy, too. If you own it.

(Side note: do you think the typo in her caption was an intentional joke or just a perfect irony?)

As everyone on Earth knows… Star Wars: The Force Awakens is in theaters. History has been made. Have you seen it yet? And what about this Darth Vader vibrator? Did you see that dark beauty yet? Sure seems like everyone wants some of that Star Wars action. So, even if your girl has no interest in Wookies, you can still please her cookie with some Sith lord sexiness. But if she does get down for Jedis, if the Force feels like foreplay for her, then you both might really enjoy this Star Wars-themed version of the Kama Sutra. It’s a perfect cheeky holiday gift—a sex manual for the Star Wars geek in your life.

Playboy holiday cover

Want a little more holiday fun? Flip through this collection and feast your eyes on some of our favorite pics of Playmates from Christmases past. It’s a gallery that’s guaranteed to give you some holiday cheer.

Okay, if you had to guess, how do you think Playmates like to get ready for the holidays?

Would you believe the Bunnies went bowling? Wait, it gets better. Much better. While they were bowling they also shared the naughtiest things they’ve done this year. Peep the vid and be prepared to be surprised.

Speaking of welcome surprises, this week, one of the most beautiful women in the whole world, Miranda Kerr, made news with her super sexy photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar. Like, no lie. The shot of her nude on the balcony is worth the price of admission alone. Lucky for you… all you have to do is click here.

While we’re talking about the most beautiful women of the world, you know one of our favorites is… America’s sexy sweetheart, Lindsey Pelas.

Sure, her sexy may make you stupid, but make no mistake: Lindsey Pelas is ridiculously smart. In fact, her genius may be why she plays the game of sexy like a mastermind who uses her ass and mind. Or as she puts it, she’s “genetically-blessed.” We agree, gurl, you’re definitely #blessed. Thanks for sharing your blessings. We needed it this year. The irrepressible southern belle and Instagram queen kept sexy on lock all of 2015. Like, just check these super sexy shots from Lindsey’s recent Instagram feed. Dayum…

All I wanna do is get high by the beachh 🎶🌊 #fridayvibes #moody #lanaovereverything photo @torreywest

A photo posted by lindsey (@lindseypelas) on

You better believe Lindsey’s loveliness made the cut when we curated this collection of the hottest, curviest women of Instagram in 2015. Of course, not everyone in the office agreed. There were some tough calls to make. It was a very difficult list to compile due to all the sexiness from the last twelve months. But we did it… for you. Enjoy!

Man, was this a very strange week for Justin Bieber. And keep in mind, we’re talking about a guy whose dad once tweeted to ask him what he feeds his penis. Justin is no stranger to a strange week. But this week, first, a British woman told the world all about her threesome with the Canadian pop star. And then news broke that Justin’s been slyly seducing Kourtney Kardashian. Wait, wut? According to sources, it sounds like the 36-year-old single mother and businesswoman has been giving Justin some of that good home-cooked lovin’ that he doesn’t often get. According to those same sources Justin “brags about how hot she is.”

Whether the rumors are true or not, judging from this totally nude pic of Kourtney’s backside that she posted to Instagram, he’s not wrong. Kourt’s sexy af.

Meanwhile, Justin’s ex Selena Gomez was out there posing for this photoshoot in a tiny bikini. (In case Justin needed any reminder of what he’s missing, it’s all there.)

comin soon @stevenkleinstudio hehe

A photo posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on

Do you ever send nudes? According to this Buzzfeed poll, 53% of respondents say they’ve never sent a nude pic. So, if you haven’t ever sexted, you don’t need to feel like everyone else is doing it but you. Clearly that’s not the case. On the flipside, if you’re a dude who’s down to send nudes, don’t be surprised if your new partner says she’s never sent a sext before. It’s basically a coin flip that a woman will want to sext with you.

Do you ever bring food to bed? We don’t mean a pizza to finish by yourself while you binge-watch the rest of a season. We mean like when you bring chocolate sauce and you drizzle it all over her curves. For example, check how Jordan Carver got messy with some chocolate sauce… Mmmmmm… mmmmm… mmmmmm…

Have you noticed how PornHub really likes to reveal… data? Specifically, their search stats. And it’s always interesting. For instance, this week they showed the increased numbers of Star Wars adult film parodies that were searched in anticipation of the premiere. And, as you might imagine, thanks to the annual Victoria’s Secret lingerie show, PornHub released data on which of the angels you’ve been searching for on their site. So, what do you think people search for on Christmas Eve?

Speaking of angels, did you see this ridic pic that Candice Swanepoel posted of her and Behati Prinsloo copping a feel on Lais Ribeiro?

As you know, there are plenty of dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, Match… but have you heard of 3nder? It’s pretty much exactly what you imagine–it’s Tinder for threesomes. This week, the New York Post published a “confession of an orgy addict.” In it, a young British woman confesses how she uses the app to set up group sex dates. And oh boy, is it bad. We highly doubt this was written by a real orgy addict. It reads like a Canadian teenager imagining a “New York orgy.”

…Then it was down to it. I only had intercourse with Andre, but did a lot of foreplay with the other women. Everyone had great bodies and super-sharp minds. They were all professionals like me — an art historian, a graphic artist and a web designer, for example. Far from being seedy, it felt exciting to break with convention and have sex with whomever we wanted.

Real or not, she’s right. It does feel exciting to break with convention. You should occasionally bravely explore the full continent of your sexuality. But not like this “orgy addict”—she makes group sex sound about as sexy as a sucking a hot, sun-baked vanilla shake through a straw. When you’re lucky enough to get naked with a group, just try to be present. No need to be pretentious, too.

When you have sex how long do you expect that you can last? A half hour? Twenty minutes? Fifteen? Ten? Whatever number you think, keep that in mind as you watch this vid of college girls saying how long they expect their partners to last in bed. And yes, the average is definitely in the double digits.

…Hold up!

This moment of holiday sexiness was brought to you by Camilla Gimenez. Apparently, homegurl was in a generous holiday spirit this week and decided to give us all this perfect gift of sexiness.

🎁🎁🎁 "BAD GIRLS GET PRESENTS TOO" Photo: @garretstone MUA: @glambyjaaay

A photo posted by C a m i l l a G i m e n e z (@camillagimenez) on

Do you fancy a morning shag, you know, like the way James Bond would start his day? If you don’t bone with the break of dawn, we recommend you consider it. Why? Well, not only is it a great way to get your body going, some rich folks say morning sex is their secret to success. So, if you’re looking for that extra edge, or just some extra sexiness in your life, this week, Passion by Kait offered up these handy tips to enjoy better morning sex.

We told you that, this week, our Insta-Crush was Leanna Decker. Here, peep this vid she posted and you can obviously and easily see why. (Like, check how she slides into this scene, the gurl’s got mad sock skills.)

We keep telling you about this spreading British holiday tradition of posing naked for charity calendar shoots. Well, this week, a bunch of students wanted to save what mattered most to them. These Harry Potter superfans were desperate for money to pay for their quidditch team. So, they thought: Why not get naked?! (We’re pulling for them, but “naked Harry Potter superfans” could be a tough sell.)

This man makes money by having sex with women but he’s not a male prostitute. He’s a sex surrogate. What’s the difference? He’s more like a sex therapist. He uses sex to heal. And people love and respect him for it.

Have you heard of ASMR? If not, it stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. That’s the acronym used for people who get tingly head-gasms from hearing or watching soft, repetitive, rhythmic sounds or actions. Of course, some people on YouTube make and post vids to stimulate head-gasms. However, they’d point out that what they do isn’t erotic. It’s not porn. Except, when it is. (The Internet’s Rule 34 is as reliable as the sun.) There’s now a turf war between vanilla and adult ASMR communities. If you want to see what an ASMR vid is for yourself, check how this woman in lingerie whispers as she very slowly eats fast food. Does it make your head tingle? Which one?

If you received a sext from your hot college professor, what would be your first reaction? What if she was in her lingerie, lying on her bed, and asking if you wanted more? Well, that happened to this dude. When he said yes he wanted more his professor sent a second sext. We won’t tell you how it ends, but we will say he got an ‘A’ in his class. Like, he didn’t even have to show up for the final.

Well, it’s about that time. Let’s get you ready for your weekend sexiness, something to warm your blood and stiffen your resolve so you’ll be sure to step up when that holiday hookup shows up on your horizon. Let these women push you to pursue the possibility of some sudden holiday sexiness in your future.

sweater girl

Until next time… keep it sexy!



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