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This Week In Sex: Rihanna’s ‘Work’ Video, Abigail Ratchford Drops Jaws, and Meet Drisana Sharma

Last day in Miami, can’t wait to be back in the cold. 😤 @splizzphotography

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When she rises in the morning
I linger to watch her;
She spreads the bath-cloth underneath the window
And the sunbeams catch her
Glistening white on the shoulders,
While down her sides the mellow
Golden shadow glows as
She stoops to the sponge, and her swung breasts
Sway like full-blown yellow
Gloire de Dijon roses.

She drips herself with water, and her shoulders
Glisten as silver, they crumple up
Like wet and falling roses, and I listen
For the sluicing of their rain-dishevelled petals.

In the window full of sunlight
Concentrates her golden shadow
Fold on fold, until it glows as
Mellow as the glory roses.

Gloire de Dijon by D. H. Lawrence


How do you look at a woman?

That’s how writer-poet DH Lawrence described the sexual magic of a slow morning moment he spent watching his lover wash herself in a sunlit window. DH Lawrence is far more eloquent than most of us but the dude nailed exactly how many of us have felt staring at a woman as she does something irresistibly sexy.

Speaking of irresistibly sexy… meet Drisana Sharma.

#SundayBumDay @arsenicmagazine #Arsenic Photographer: @uhhmazing1

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Drisana could render DH Lawrence at a loss for words. She’d have the erotic poet stammering and grasping for phrases like he was a nervous virgin looking to get lucky.

Most of the time you get told how not to look at a woman. Rarely do we talk about how you should gaze upon her. You want to do it like a poet appreciating the morning sunlight momentarily kissing a dew-laden blossom. Savor her sexiness.

So much pam spray on my body i felt like I was baking in the Miami sun. ☀️ Photographer: @thefif5thelement Bikini: @twentysauce

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…And, oh by the way, if you’d like to see more of Drisana she’s also on Twitter and Snapchat. How’s that make you feel?


After she skipped out on her Grammy performance, and after Beyonce, Kendrick, and Kanye, all pretty much stole her thunder over the last couple weeks ever since her album was released, Rihanna came correct this week. RiRi brought the sexy like only she can. She dropped a vid for Work and promptly set fire to the internet.

We gathered up all the sexiest moment from the vid — there were plenty of them since she and Drake doubled down on their chemistry with a club scene version, and the second half is a more personal one-on-one in the sexier after-the-club version. Check for yourself…

Do you remember two years ago there was a rumor Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio were dating? We don’t know if that’s true. It doesn’t really matter. It’s just fun to imagine. But the odds are good since Leonardo DiCaprio has dated more beautiful women than is rightfully fair. Think about his luck for too long and you might wind up an atheist. This weekend, all eyes are on Leonardo DiCaprio. The dude’s up for yet another Oscar. Speaking of winning, you probably want to take a moment to marvel at Roxy Horner. She’ll be Leo’s date. Whether or not Leo goes home with a statue of a little golden man, he’s waking up next to her. Either way, dude’s winning.

Perhaps inspired by all the insanity of the presidential electoral process, this week, Abigail Ratchford had a difficult choice for you on her Instagram: a bikini debate. Which candidate do you prefer?

In case you missed it, Abigail just enjoyed a super sexy week. Like, here she is beautifying a sports car by lying on top of it in lingerie. Two great tastes that… Enjoy!


Photographer Ana Dias travels to the world’s coolest, most exotic locations to bring you back images of sexiness that are both powerfully seductive and artistically arresting. This week, she was out in Tokyo with Ines Silva.

Ines Silva

You really want to check these pics if you’re a fan of some sleek futur-sexiness. And because we like you, here’s the vid from their shoot…


Did you hear that sarcastic male mannequin Ryan Reynolds found his way back to the A-list recently thanks to his new movie Deadpool? And you know how Stan Lee has a cameo in every Marvel movie? Well, he showed his mug in Deadpool, too. He played a strip club emcee. But Stan Lee was very unhappy with his role. This week, he complained that he was super disappointed that he didn’t get to spend more time in the strip club. Like your style, Stan.

There’s another movie out in theaters that has audiences talking. It’s the New England-set horror film The Witch. It’s super creepy cinema. We recommend it. You will definitely walk out asking: Wtf did I just see? If you’re on the fence, here’s another reason to see it: the star Sarah Stephens is an otherworldly beauty who’s wickedly sexy.


Meet Shelby Velazquez, she’s an actress, a singer, and a dreamer. But be warned, she eats souls for breakfast. Or so she says. This week, Shelby was our Muse and she’s still holding our imagination hostage.

Shelby Velazquez

Was Mercury in retrograde? Is it the awards season madness? Is it the pollen in the air? We’re not sure what it is, but this week, it sure seemed like former child stars hit the sexy hard. Real hard.

First, Linday Lohan was at it again on her Instagram, dropping cleavage posts like she thought it was your birthday. Meanwhile, former Disney star Maia Mitchell was caught topless sunbathing this week, and there are pics. But these aren’t paparazzis shots, they’re her playing around on a beach.

Now, one of the first women you likely think of when you hear “former Disney star” was also making headlines this week. Britney is all the way back, bitch! Maybe she never went away. Either way, Brit still knows how to do sexy her way. Catch her lookin’ real fine in nothing but black lingerie. To celebrate the return of Britney we gathered up her hottest gifs for your further enjoyment.

While we’re keeping it blonde and sexy for a minute, we’re pretty damn sure you’ll want to check this Sara Underwood vid. For this shoot, she recreated the sexiest scenes from some of her favorite movies. Like, you know you’ve never seen any Wes Anderson character look this sexy.

Sarah Jean Underwood Royal Tennenbaums

That’s just what Sara does—she can’t help herself. She makes things sexier. Here’s the vid from the shoot.


If people are talking about something, it’s only a matter of time before there’s a porn of it. (See: Internet Rule #34). That’s the same reason why, this week, since folks were talking about the Full House reunion special, we now have the expected porn knockoff “Full Holes”. Look, no one ever said capitalism is sexy.

Did you hear about the woman who has an MBA but she ditched the corporate grind — as well as her clothing — to get paid to bump and grind in adult films? She left behind boardrooms and spreadsheets to spread sheets in the bedroom. Apparently, she loves her choice. This week, newly-minted adult film star Alix Lynx told Cosmo all about it.

Okay… Hold up!

This moment of sexiness was brought to you by Hope Isabel Howard

All that’s missin is my wiener! My Snap Fam knows what I’m talkin about!😜

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Okay, don’t stop. Don’t ever stop.

Now, while your mind may still be daydreaming about the ever-loving appeal of tan thighs, let’s take five to fall into this video that’s dedicated to the delicate soft subtle joy of #thighbrows. You’re welcome.

Are you sitting down? Are you in a public place where a sudden whimper or scream could embarrass you? If so, you may want to skip this next one.

The rumors are true… you can break your penis.

You can fracture your joystick like a twig under the foot of a fat man. You can rupture your magic stick just as easy as a chef snapping a stalk of celery. You can… okay, you get the idea. How? How does this horrible possibility ever happen? Well, read on. Prevention is the best medicine.

Further afield, but still in the field of dick science, did you hear the wildest science news from the week? Chinese researchers announced that they’ve created artificial sperm made from a woman’s stem cells. Which means–you guessed it–no longer is a man necessary to make a baby. Um, that’s huge! For now, making designer babies using this artificial sperm technique of “two moms, one womb” remains illegal in the US and UK. But if one day, in the near-future, women and robots decide to team up… dudes better watch their ass.

Okay, moving on to a happier arrangement…threesomes!

If you’re curious about multiple partners, this week, Bridget Phetasy’s got you covered. She used that new threesome dating app 3nder and, well…it’s best if she explains it:

I say this coming from the most loving and non-judgmental place: It’s a total shit show out there. The couples ranged from young millennials looking to experiment to newlyweds (already!?!), to couples in “open” relationships (I’ll address the quotes later), to old, leathery swingers. Oh, and of course, Burning Man. There are a lot of Burning Man couples on 3nder.

Being that I’m single and primarily interested in a MFF (male/female/female) threesome, in the poly/open world this makes me the mythical “Unicorn.”

Maybe you’re not looking for a dating app, instead you’re just looking for some legit, sophisticated, sexy advice about how to handle the basics of a threesome. Cool. We’ve got you covered, too. Check this vid with sex educator Adina Rivers. (Just like Bridget, she also touches on how to find a unicorn.)

The key to all of this sex talk: you more fully enjoy your sex life. We’re all adults here. Everyone likes to get a little freaky. Science indicates if you have a healthy relationship with your sex life it’s healthy for the rest of your life. The data doesn’t lie: having more sex improves your life. And yes, this includes self-love. All orgasms improve your life. Even if you had to give it to yourself.

Alright, let’s play a fun little game called… Which Is Smaller?

Okay, first up:

Which is smaller, a baby carrot or Hitler’s dick?

The answer is Hitler’s dick.

Next question: which is smaller a double AA battery or Hitler’s dick?

The answer is… would you look at that… it’s Hitler’s dick.

Okay, last one. Which is smaller: a tube of chapstick or Hitler’s dick?

Yes, you know the answer… it’s Hitler’s dick. It’s always Hitler’s dick. Apparently, the Face of Evil had a dick the size of a thimble.

You know, for something so small, Hitler’s dick was everywhere this week. It seemed like anywhere we looked online there was something about Hitler’s micropenis. Really, there’s only one thing to say about Hitler’s deformed manhood and its link to evil:

Look, Hitler didn’t murder millions because he had a little wee-wee, he did it because he was a sociopathic sonofabitch. Who had a tiny dick.

Okay, last thing about Hitler’s genitals… Did you hear that the British had a song they used to sing back in 1939 about Hitler having only one testicle? Yeah, you gotta love the Brits.

Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bitch,
Cut it off when he was small
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two, but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels, has no balls at all

And th-th-th-that’s all, folks! Once again, it’s that time of the week to get your mind right and ready you to enjoy some sexiness this weekend.

To send that mental pleasure-machine off in fine motion here’s a sweet collection dedicated to our girl Aylen Alvarez. It’s her doing her thing, you know, being sexy like it ain’t no thang. Hey, Aylen, thank you for blessing the timeline. And brother, if you’re not following Aylen on Instagram, here’s your chance to fix that oversight.

❤️

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Until next time… keep it sexy!



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