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This Week In Sex: Miley’s Nipples, the Swedish Bikini Team & Instagram Is On Fyah

This Week In Sex: Miley’s Nipples, the Swedish Bikini Team & Instagram Is On Fyah :

“Guys, it doesn’t get any better than this…”

That’s the opening line from a series of Old Milwaukee beer commercials that featured a bunch of guys camping, just before they’re surprised by the Swedish Bikini Team. We’ve been thinking about that line this week. Why?

This is Ines Helene. We like to call her the Swedish Unicorn.

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She’s so impossibly attractive, so magically appealing, so unbelievably curvy, it’s really the only nickname that fits. Her Instagram account is a catalog of sexy, like the way the dictionary has words.

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Thanks to Ines, all this week we were daydreaming about a new Swedish Bikini Team. You see, we learned there’s another insanely hot Swede making waves in the Instagram game. Her name is Morgan Hultgren. Not only is she sexy as sin on a Saturday night…

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…she’s also kind of a badass. One who’s gifted with a hell of an ass…

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And she’s got attitude for days. She’s kinda on that Miley vibe…

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But, really, there’s no reason to compare. There’s plenty of room for Morgan’s brand of sexy. Just check her Instagram. In the meantime, we’re going to launch a Kickstarter for a new Swedish Bikini Team.

Did you hear? Demi Lovato just released a new music vid for her song “Cool for the Summer.” Make no mistake, it’s sexy …as it is shiny.

…but we think she may have missed the mark. Frankly, Demi may feel “cool for the summer,” but, so far, for us, this summer has been straight on fyah! Especially, on Instagram…. it’s been more like Insta…“dayum, gurl, you gonna burn up my data plan!”

So far, this summer, the photo-sharing app has been a wonderland of sexy. It’s where you’ll find this beautiful brunette….

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Her name is Shay Maria, and her bikini pics would make a blind man cry from jealousy. And, unlike that metaphor, Shay is a total sweetheart. Apparently, animals are just as attracted to her as we are.

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Like, animals apparently love her. And it’s not hard to see why.

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Oh yeah, that reminds us. This week, one of our favorite women on the planet, Lindsey Pelas, shared a picture that conjured up the timeless words of the late Kurt Vonnegut:

“Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.”

Please enjoy… your moment of painless beauty… with Lindsey Pelas and a puppy…

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You have to respect the game of Amber Rose. She’s gonna do her. This week, the former exotic dancer twerked a truck. Yes, a truck. Did we stutter? She twerked a big-ass pink Jeep. (Seems like a fair fight.) Although her video didn’t quite break the internet… she did give it a deep bone bruise. Like, the Internet was limping all week long after this…

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Speaking of twerking it out… did you hear about this woman’s booty? It’s sooo damn powerful that her Instagram account was banned. Well, that, and she won’t stop showing off her ass.

Since we’re talking twerking, it would seem obscene not to mention Miley. But the pint-sized provocateur didn’t clap her butt cheeks this week. Instead, she stuck it to the The Man and posted fully naked photos.

Miley also came up in conversation this week when we spoke with the artist who created a digital pasty of a male nipple that women are using online to cover up their “offensive” female nipples with “acceptable” male nipples. We tried to more fully understand why it is that society fears women’s nipples.

Also, we were curious to hear what an actual-factual, non-celebrity, everyday person-on-the-street thinks about a woman baring her breasts to protest sexism… so we asked.

Each week, Just The Tips is your one-stop destination for the advice that helps you become a more considerate and sexually creative partner, and, you know, just generally, a better person. This week, Katherine was faced with a strange, but very important challenge.

How do you keep the sexual spark alive when you’re in a long-distance relationship …and you’re already sick of Skype sex?

Well, Just The Tips had plenty of sexy ideas, like this suggestion:

WRITE IT DOWN

Have you read Anais Nin’s letters to Henry Miller? He wrote to her after their first affair, “I came away with pieces of you sticking to me; I am walking about, swimming, in an ocean of blood, your Andalusian blood, distilled and poisonous.” Those two sentences beat Skype Sex six ways to Sunday. Put pen to paper to erotic imagination and see what you come up with. Literary intimacy is protracted, and delayed gratification is the hottest form of gratification.

Here are a few more pointers on the teasing mysteries of pleasing a woman. It’s all about female orgasms. There is no road map, but there is this vid:

Of course, we’d be total jerks if we didn’t warn you that, with everyone rolling around with a portable movie studio in their pocket, if you do have sex in public: watch your ass. No, seriously. It just might save your life.

Otherwise, your life might get wrecked, like what happened to this woman from Alberta who enjoyed a threesome with two rodeo cowboys, but unbeknownst to her, they were filmed by a stranger. After the sex tape was posted online, you better believe her stolen moment went viral.

What happens after that? Well, nothing happens to the guys. Except for bruises from all the backslaps of congratulations. But that young woman, she now works as a stripper. That’s not a joke. The poor girl can’t find work. Thanks to sexist, slut-shaming prudes, no one wants to hire her.

Frulling never thought she would end up dancing at a strip club. But at this moment, she now has one of the most searchable names in Canada. She is unemployed, and the attention from the video has significantly hurt, if not downright eviscerated, her job prospects in her hometown.

“I can’t get a job in Calgary because all of this bullshit that’s going on,” she says. For a young woman freshly out on her own who needs to pay the bills, having no income is not an option.

Speaking of strip clubs, this week, Charlize Theron told Jimmy Kimmel the story of inviting President Obama to go with her to ogle some naked boobs. There was no word on whether or not the First Lady was also invited to tuck a buck with the Oscar-winner.

Strip clubs are a bright spot in the economic recovery. They are always hiring. Which is why lots of young women are choosing to do sex work to help pay their university tuition. Student loans are no joke. Some women would rather dry hump a trucker than take on that kind of debt.

Plus, the thing is, sex work is and will always be such a lucrative field because, much like being a lawyer, there are lots of ways to get paid to screw people. Like, this woman gets paid to not have sex with men. (She’s like the decaf coffee of sex work.) By the way, she makes $250K a year.

Okay, enough about money. What are we, bankers? Time for a boob break!

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As a sort of stress-buster, we curated this list of the sexiest women who like to flaunt some serious underboob. Remember: stress kills. But boob chills.

Everywhere we look in the culture, we see plenty of sexiness sprouting up. And yet, we just learned that, these days, teens are not having more, but less sex. Specifically, teen boys are missing out. Meanwhile, there was another new sex study that discovered there is one group that’s having way more sex than anyone anticipated. Older women. Apparently, they’re knocking more boots than groupies at an NBA All-Star weekend.

You ready for further proof everything is backwards from what you thought? This week, researchers released a study that stated not only does violence not sell, neither does sex. Wait, whaaaat? “Sex sells” is, like, the entire basis for capitalism. If “sex doesn’t sell,” why would anyone keep buying Axe body spray?

Are people selling the right kind of sex? Maybe someone needs to show teenage boys more pictures like this, of the (new) Swedish Bikini Team.

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One thing is certain: you can’t spell Florida without “if.” All across the Sunshine State, every day, in a million ways, the people of Florida like to ask themselves life-rearranging questions that all seem to begin with the words “What if…” and then, they end-up as viral news stories.

This week, St Petersburg resident, Christian Betts was fighting with his girl when he asked himself a very strange, very unsexy, question, “What if I whip out my dick and piss on my five-months pregnant girlfriend?” We were surprised to learn that a man who considers such questions even has a girlfriend. Let alone, one who wants to have his child. Oh, Florida…

Well, what better way to say goodbye to the end of this week than with a collection of gifs of girls with stunning behinds? Enjoy!

Until next time… keep it sexy!



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