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This Week In Sex: Jordan Carver Does Yoga, #FreeTheNipple, and How to Insta-Flirt

This Week In Sex: Jordan Carver Does Yoga, #FreeTheNipple, and How to Insta-Flirt:

This week, we learned that the impossibly sexy, statuesque, blonde model, Jordan Carver has a nickname. Want to know what it is?

Yoga Jordan. You see, that’s what folks call her back in Germany. Are you looking for a new yoga instructor? Because we have one in mind.

You know how you hear people at yoga studios say to one another, “Namaste.” It means: the divine in me salutes the divine in you.

Yoga Jordan, we just want to say, we salute the divine in you, and how it’s busting out all over. You’re looking mighty divine, girl. And frankly, we’d be far more interested in practicing yoga if our teacher looked like…

Jordan Carver desert shot

Right about now, we bet that you’re also feeling a strong desire to… get healthy. Good, let’s begin.

Now, if you enjoyed that, Jordan’s YouTube channel is stacked with vids of her showing-off just how stacked she is. But don’t be lazy and assume all of her talents are in her chest.

Not only does Jordan make yoga vids, she also makes workout instructionals, she performs re-enactments of how different countries have sex, she braves a Brazilian wax, but she may be at her best when she films her cooking lessons.

Like, in this one, Jordan shows you how to make a protein shake when you’re home by yourself. We think her viewers could learn to make a protein shake watching any one of her vids. And, yes, she’s in on the joke. In fact, she’s pretty funny (…for a German.)

Last week, to mark Independence Day, one of our favorite girls in the world, Lindsey Pelas made a sexy vid about how to get ready for your holiday bbq. Well, this week, we’re still talking, and thinking, about Lindsey. You really need to check this video of her in slo-mo. Like, at this point we barely remember the fireworks, but Lindsey in her stars-and-stripes bikini is impossible to forget.

We have to say we were a little surprised, this week, to see Selena Gomez stress-testing sports bras. But good surprised. She stuffed her girls in there, and really gave it her all.

Selena tests bras

Selena certainly can fill-out some curves. And whoever it was over at Adidas who came up with this campaign deserves a raise, a promotion, and possibly a lunch in their honor.

Hayley Atwell

Perhaps, Selena will be a sport and share what boob comfort she finds with Hayley Atwell. The busty star who plays Agent Carter recently spoke about having big boobs and what it’s been like being as well-blessed as she is.

But, more than for her boobs, we love how Hayley possesses that unlikely combination of easy laughter and steely grit. Not to mention, she’s got the kind of eyes that can melt a man.

We told you to be on the on look-out for Emily Ratajkowski. Why? Well, she’s on vacation. This week, Emily kept her Instagram feed burning hot with lots of pics from Italy, where she’s been traveling, and lending her sexiness to a few bikinis. And it seems like sexy swimwear is all she packed for the trip. Grazie, Emily!

If you need an extra minute to celebrate the abundant sexiness of Emily Ratajkowski. We feel you. Here’s a collection of her sexiest gifs. Enjoy!

Kim Kardashian is the best example of what can happen if your best asset is an enormous ass. But, hey, let’s leave her mother out of this. These days, Kim lets Kanye run her life. This week, Yeezus ran her sexiness right into the ground. Literally. We think this must be what a train wreck looks like if it were half-naked and staring back at you.

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This week, Miley kept it Miley. Don’t look now but she’s become like a legit leader in this revolution to #FreeTheNipple. We’d like to thank Miley for taking up the struggle. It’s a valid, important fight, working to erase an antiquated double-standard that we all know is unfairly applied to women. #FreeTheNipple!

To help #FreeTheNipple, artist Micol Hebron created a brilliant new way for women to show topless shots on Instagram, so now, just like Miley, women around the world can protest the obvious sexism. Hebron made nipple pasties… of men’s nipples. Voila! Instantly Instagram-friendly. It cleverly skirts the rules so girls can get back to dropping their tops. Genius!

Speaking of freeing the nipple, this is Cybergirl Anika Shay slipping out of her wetsuit from a photo shoot that ends with just her and sand. Freedom is a damn good thing.

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Instagram may have a backwards policy on female nudity, but it’s still a great place to meet women. And occasionally, to flirt with them. If you don’t know how to insta-flirt, or maybe you could use a little help with your game, don’t fret, we’ve got you covered with this guide to being sexy with your likes and how to better comments on pics.

Maybe your comments aren’t killing your game, maybe it’s the pics you post. Well, we’ve got that covered, too.

Here’s Gia Marie to the rescue with the playmate’s guide to shooting sexier selfies. First and foremost: no one likes duck-face. An actual duck is sexier. True story.

  1. SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT
    There’s nothing sexy about duck-face, the exaggerated, outward pursing of the lips. Opt for a coy smile, which is more inviting, or, as Raquel suggests, ditch the emoji and simulate a kiss. “I like it when guys send me kisses,” she says.

Just as sweet and enchanting as her namesakes, model April Rose, posed for a photo shoot and she made a Mustang look forgettable. She’s just got it like that. If you’d like to linger longer with April, check this vid where she shows she also knows a thing or two about getting freaky.

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This has to be one of the least sexy things we heard all week:

We all know pizza is a perfect food. If you don’t believe us, just ask the internet. Pizza is good hot, or cold. It’s good today, or tomorrow. It’s good for breakfast. It’s good for a date. Hell, sometimes it can be better than a date. And just like sex, pizza also makes some people crazy.

Like, this dude… who made a customer a very special slice of pie. To give it some flavor to savor, he rubbed his scrotum all over the customer’s pizza. Wait, he did what?! Is he from Florida?

“You said you want extra cheese, right? I went ahead and added some fromunda.”

“What is fromunda cheese?”

“Well, it’s locally-grown. Totally organic. It’s a moist, pungent cheese… from unda my balls!”

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PornHub just released new user analytics, specifically, focused on millennial viewers. Their findings were rather fascinating. The report contained gems like this:

We’ll start out with a quick overview of how exactly our millennials, who account for 60% of our site users overall, typically interact with the site, compared to our older generations of viewers. According to our anonymized demographics data provided by our analytics software, millennials tend to visit the site the most between the hours of 11 pm and midnight, which is an hour later than when our 35+ users prefer to log on, though both groups visit the site the most on Mondays and the least on Saturdays.

One thing PornHub did not analyze is how many millennials watch amateur films starring people who have no idea they were being recorded. There’s revenge porn. But now, there’s a new trend, that happens in hotels around the world. Hidden cameras are installed. They’re used to make sex tapes of the guests. The videos are sold online. This week, the press in Zimbabwe reported on these new hotel sex tapes.

Okay. Take a deep breath.

This is Abigail Ratchford.

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We like Abigail Ratchford. A lot. What’s not to like? Not only is she beautiful and sexy, but she’s got more curves than a crazy straw. What we like best is how Abigail is a wicked hot reminder that, although, blondes may have more fun …brunettes break more hearts.

You can find Abigail and lots of other heart-breakers in this collection we curated of the hottest brunettes of Instagram. These dark-haired wonder women ought to set your mind right for the weekend.

Until next time… keep it sexy!



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