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This Week In Sex: Meet Mia Khalifa the New Queen of Porn

This Week In Sex: Meet Mia Khalifa the New Queen of Porn:

In case you hadn’t heard there’s a new sheriff in town, and her name … is Mia Khalifa.

This week, PornHub, the world’s most-visited porn site, announced their most popular porn star from last year, and it was newcomer, Mia Khalifa. She deposed retiring porn star Lisa Ann, as the queen of porn. Fun fact: Mia Khalifa only turned pro three months ago.

Instagram/MiaKhalifa1

Instagram/MiaKhalifa1

Sadly, she’s had to pay the cost to be the boss. The Lebanese-born Khalifa has endured an onslaught of bullshit and death threats from humorless trolls, not to mention the fact her family no longer speaks with her. But she’s #1 on PornHub. So, bow down to the new queen of porn.

Twitter/MiaKhalifa

Twitter/MiaKhalifa

This week, model Lara Stone was another woman who had to deal with online death threats from devout extremists. They were upset at her because she dared to drape herself around the naked shoulders of Justin Bieber Yeah. Twitchy, aren’t they? In response to Stone getting some sexy time with their Justin, some of his true Beliebers tweeted vicious death threats to her, like:

“hi bitch i hate u. touch justins dick again and ill kill u im not joking.”

And… “back off or i’ll kill you, please and thanks. no pressure.”

Over on Lara Stone’s Instagram page, some devout Beliebers posted other warm and friendly messages like: “Go kill yourself with a cactus”

They sure seem like fun people.

Other than Biebs, you know who was also showing off well-toned abs this week? J Lo. And hey Beliebers, you know what? If we compare their two hairless stomachs … hers was way sexier. Sorry, but that’s the truth.

There was another noteworthy musician who posed for a photo-shoot this week. Terry Richardson shot Nicki Minaj and posted a few pics of her looking patriotic on his personal blog. We gotta say … Nicki, you’re starting the year off looking niiiiice.

Don’t know about you but we think it’s fair to say working for the TSA doesn’t rank high on the list of world’s best jobs. It’s probably just ahead of sweeping up elephant shit at the circus and working at a toll-both on the Jersey turnpike. That is, until the day Kim Kardashian comes in for a pat-down. Suddenly, that job at LAX ain’t so bad. For one lucky TSA agent, this week, her job gave her a moment she’ll likely talk about until the day she dies.

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X17.com

We just love this pic of Kanye’s bored face, while Kim shows the world her take on “plumber butt.” That is some serious cleavage.

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X17.com

Speaking of sexy cleavage, this week, DKNY showed off their new lingerie, and to model it they asked Cara Delivingne to strut her stff… ssshhhhh… no more words.

Okay, now this isn’t sexy underwear, but did you see the new Sia video, featuring a bare-chested and buffed-up Shia LaBeouf and a spritely 12-year old dancer, named Maddie? We don’t know what it means either. They’re both stripped down to “nude-suit” underwear, and they get into what looks like a choreographed cage fight. It’s just as strange as it sounds. Some folks say the vid is shaded with overtones of pedophilia. But the singer, Sia, says that was not her intent. She told the press, “All I can say is Maddie and Shia are two of the only actors I felt could play these two warring ‘Sia’ self states.” You see? Shia is her inner Sia. There’s only one letter separating the two. Coincidence? We think not.

You know how guys sometimes say we don’t like condoms because, you know, we’re too big? Well, Swedish singer, Zara Larsson, posted a pic on her Instagram for all the dudes who say they’re too big for a condom. Kinda hard to argue with her visual logic.

Focusing on the other head in this equation, have you ever wondered what’s going on inside your head while you’re having sex? Well, so did the folks over at Buzzfeed. To answer that question, they compiled this gif-supported breakdown of your brain on sex. They even explain why we pull such silly-ass orgasm faces. As Ron Burgundy would say…

In other sexy science from this week, what do you think might happen if your significant other/spouse promised to always say “yes” every time you wanted sex? These three British couples participated in a sex survey to answer that very crucial question, because, you know, science. Their answers may surprise you. But probably not.

Okay! Let’s play a little game of “Sex In the News.” This week, a couple was arrested at a closed auto dealership after they were spotted having sex on top of a 2004 Kia Sedona… the million dollar question is: in what US state did this happen?

That’s right! You guessed it! Florida! The continental dick of the United States. If you’d like to buy this little piece of Florida history, it can be yours for the low, low price of $3995

You know what also came out of Florida? The dark lord of middle age … Marilyn Manson. If, for some reason, you want to lose your appetite … go ahead and read this account of Marilyn Manson’s five-times-a-day sex habit, as told by the man himself. You can learn all about how he prefers to keep his underwear on during sex, at least down around his ankles. If you’re wondering if that Rolling Stone interview is worth your time, all we can tell you is, Marilyn Manson still has a sugar-mouth. He dropped cotton candy confections like this one:

“I wash my hands before I piss because I know where my dick’s been, but I don’t know where my hands have been.”

The man is a philosopher of filth.

The Antichrist Superstar just reminded us of something. We’d never want to get between you and your chosen religion … but if your guru ever hands you a pair of garden shears and tells you need to go dickless to get closer to the Almighty, we really hope you to take a long moment to consider. We only bring this up because, in India, there is a guru who’s been recommending to his followers “they bring themselves closer to God” through castration. So far, 400 men have taken him up on that offer.

Now, here’s a subculture we’ll be glad to see more of in 2015: gamer girls. They had a pretty tough year in 2014, so we’re wishing them a better new one. We don’t get why anyone would be against gamer girls. Like, for instance, this gamer girl who can twerk to the Tetris theme song.

We just want you to know … we’ve got your back, gamer girls!

From the open file marked: “I’m Only Famous ‘Cause of Reality TV” … this week, our former cover girl, Paris Hilton was revealing a boob shot in a bathrobe at a spa in Las Vegas. Verdict: where you been, gurl? You’re looking sexy af.

Kylie Jenner would like you to know her breasts also look great … and she did not get a boob job. For the record, she’s been scoffing at reports she had any work done … even though it seems like her family keeps a plastic-surgeon on speed-dial. According to Kylie, she swears her recent busty Instagram photo is all thanks to a very supportive bra that will give any woman an increase of two cup sizes. Just ask Taylor Swift.

And finally, as proof that sexiness comes in all shapes and sizes, this week, there was news about the wife of a man who is 2 ft 8 in tall. She’d like all the Internet trolls of the world to know she and her husband enjoy an “awesome sex life.” You know what? We’re not surprised … sex takes place not in the body, but in the mind.

And that’s all the sexy that’s fit to print for This Week In Sex … keep it sexy!



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