Briana Palacios.  Will Hollis.

Briana Palacios. Will Hollis.

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Chillin’ at Home With Briana Palacios

Briana Palacios.  Will Hollis.

Briana Palacios. Will Hollis.

The last time we saw Briana Palacios she was getting wet in an eye-popping orange bikini, looking just as sexy and lovely as she wants to be. That photoshoot was, in a word, juicy. This week, Briana’s back and she’s partnered with photographer Will Hollis for another chill and vibrant shoot.

Briana Palacios.  Will Hollis.

Briana Palacios. Will Hollis.

For this one, Briana spent a lazy day at home––the kind of day when it feels so right to just lounge around in your underwear. But unlike you sitting in your boxer briefs, Briana actually looks sexy doing it. (We kid; I’m sure you look great.) Enjoy!

Briana Palacios.  Will Hollis.

Briana Palacios. Will Hollis.

Just the Tips

We Aren’t Having Less Sex. We’re Just Sexting More

This week, Playboy Advisor Bridget Phetasy explained why it is that we aren’t having as little sex as recent studies claim. Bridget cites a 2017 study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior that concluded that Americans are getting down a lot less than they used to. But those studies dismiss the fact that the definition of sex, and specifically sexual release, has widened with technology penetrating deeper into our lives. In a saucy and thoughtful read, Bridget questions our and the researchers’ definition of sex—and it’s a worthwhile question. Get a taste here:

There’s a red herring in the 2017 study detailing America’s deteriorating sex lives. That is, the researchers don’t indicate what their definition of sex entails. Specifically, they don’t mention if it includes cybersex, which today can include sexting, FaceTiming and camming. While I might not have had sex in real life, it certainly felt like I did. I took a day to play hooky and have sex in bed with a long-distance lover, and I definitely boasted the subsequent sex glow when I met up with my girlfriends later. That should count, right?

Sex Ed

Married People Are Having the Best Sex

That can’t be right. No way in hell do married couples have the best sex, right? Well, according to sexpert and psychotherapist Esther Perel, who recently told an audience at Goop’s wellness summit that, “[Your sex life] doesn’t end when you take your vows. This is when your story starts.”

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Hold up! What? Goop’s wellness summit? This nonsense was put on by Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand? That changes things. But you know what? Even though we can’t confirm that married sex is the best sex, Perel did say that married sex is better because couples have learned that great sex “demands focus and attention.” We agree with her there. You don’t have to be married to have that. If you feel connected to your partner and if you’re present and attentive to their every moan and quiver of pleasure, that’s how you have the best sex.

Future Sex

Are Humans Doomed? Sperm Counts Keep Plummeting

This has been the hottest summer in recorded history. If you add in world politics and geopolitical tensions, it can feel like the world is ending. Well, bad news: it’s worse than you thought. This week, news broke that men’s sperm counts are plummeting faster than a cheetah running down hill. If sperm counts keep falling at the rate they are presently, soon we won’t be around to worry about what climate change looks like in a couple centuries.

According to data published in the journal Human Reproduction, in Western men, sperm counts have fallen 1.4 percent every year between 1973 and 2011. Researchers at Hadassah-Hebrew University in Jerusalem analyzed 185 previous studies and found that those yearly decreases resulted in a 59.3 percentage decline in total sperm count in men from North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand. At the moment, the culprit is unclear, and scientists hint that environmental factors may be to blame. For non-Western men, there aren’t enough studies to determine if their sperm counts are falling as much or as quickly. According to the laws of supply and demand, pretty soon sperm may be more valuable than gold.

Sex Life Hacks

What is Grapefruiting and Why Are People Fighting Over It?

Glad you asked. It’s a sex technique that involves giving a blowjob with a grapefruit in hand. Apparently, there’s some dispute over who invented the sex move. Actress-comedienne Tiffany Haddish, currently starring in the hit movie Girls Trip, claims she invented the sex trick and taught it to her friend Auntie Angel, who then proceeded to make a YouTube tutorial for grapefruiting and subsequently became a semi-famous sex instructor because of it.

While we can’t clearly say who invented it, Auntie Angel proudly claims grapefruiting is the greatest feeling a man can experience in bed. You may be thinking, “Um, no one’s putting a highly acidic fruit on my dick. That’s not happening,“ which is a legit concern. But Auntie Angel promises that’s not a problem. She also recommends a blindfold to put a man at ease.

If you’re curious how exactly a grapefruit blowjob works, watch the vid below. You may wanna turn the volume down, because she goes after it like a dick-sucking Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Safe Sex

What Cows Have to Do With Curing HIV

HIV/AIDS has killed 35 million people around the world. While researchers are closer than ever to developing a vaccine, some recent lab tests involving livestock is in the lead for being one of the strangest—but potentially most promising—cures. Scientists injected four cows with a HIV protein, and in response the cows began to create antibodies to fight the infection. In human beings, when and if this process occurs, it can take years. In the four cows, it took only 42 days. That’s huge. The researchers published their findings in the journal Nature.

In other HIV news, scientists also discovered why circumcision reduces a man’s risk of infection. It all comes down to penis bacteria. All humans are teeming with bacteria, but when you have too much bacteria on your penis, it can create an anaerobic environment where HIV can flourish. This mirrors how microbes in a woman’s vagina also increase her risk of infection. Until the cows can saves us, it’s best for everyone to use condoms.

This Week In WTF?!

“He Did What to My Wedding Dress?!”

Each week we take a spin around the globe to see all the weird and horrifying things people will do in the name of getting freaky. And each week, without fail, human beings prove there is no bottom to how low we can go. This week, people really seemed to want to test the limits of how freaky they could get while mixing sex and work.

First up, over in Kolkata, India, a 30-year-old woman was drunk driving just after midnight on Wednesday. She was so drunk that she crashed her car into a divider. A taxi driver tried to rescue her, but she beat him until he stopped. Then, when a police officer arrived on the scene, her mood changed. She became quite amorous, embracing the cop, and “raining kisses on him.” Maybe she likes a man in uniform? The police suspect she may have had a different motive: “We may even start a case against the woman driver for trying to bribe a policeman by kissing him,” one officer joked about the arrest.

Next up is another tale of an aroused driver. All eyes are once again on Uber, but it isn’t due to the company’s falling favorability. This time it’s due to one of their drivers starring in a viral video. A passenger recorded the video of his Uber driver receiving road head as he drove. The passenger said he would’ve gotten out, but he was in a strange city and it was the middle of the night. So what else could he do but film their amateur porn?

This next story is wrong on so many levels. A Colorado landlord pled guilty this week to illegally entering the apartment of one of his tenants and having sex on the couple’s bed. How did they find out? The tenants had a security system that alerted them of any disturbances in their home. When one of the tenants checked their webcam to see what was happening in his home, he saw his landlord have sex with another man on his bed. But wait, there’s more…when they were done, the landlord wiped himself with the female tenant’s wedding dress. Yes! Your move, Florida. Gonna be hard to top this one.

Last up, over in Vienna, there’s a brothel that reports that robot prostitutes are fast becoming more popular than real working women. They have a sex doll named Fanny that you can rent by the hour. How much? About $70 USD an hour. Apparently, dudes are loving her. We just have one question: Who has to clean out the sex doll between customers? Do they have a robot for that, too? Otherwise, that sounds almost as bad as your landlord having sex in your bed. Well, almost.


Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna

Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna

You know what time it is. So, let’s get your mind right for the weekend with a hit of sexiness. Here’s a stunningly sunny and seductive photoshoot featuring the ever-alluring Zippora Seven. In our book, she’s a 10. No doubt about it. Enjoy!

Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna

Zippora Seven. Kava Gorna