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This Week In Sex: Niykee Heaton and Nude Vacations

This Week In Sex: Niykee Heaton and Nude Vacations:

The universe is a beautiful place, mostly because that’s where you find women like the singer-songwriter Niykee Heaton. We told you about her before, and we have good news, she’s just getting sexier. Recently, she’s been turning the heat up on her social media.

Instagram/NiykeeHeaton

Instagram/NiykeeHeaton

So, um, while we’re talking about holy hotness, have you seen Justin Beiber’s new girlfriend? We never thought we’d say this, but if you told us that if you had one genie wish and you wanted to use it to become Justin Beiber, well, we’d totally understand why.

Speaking of dudes who got famous on social media? Guess who bought a drone!

This week, the world’s richest caveman, Dan Bilzerian, hosted a yacht party with a boatload of models. Since he always wants the rest of us to know what we’re missing out on since we’re not Dan Bilzerian, he hired a drone to fly over and film his floating orgy. All we have to say is “Hey, Dan! For your next sexy party, we have a free idea for you: host an ice cream social.”

Here’s some inspiration: hot girls licking ice cream cones to beat the summer heat.

Ice cream social

Now, you may look at someone like Bilzerian or Biebs and think: How hard can it be to get famous? But it’s not as easy as it seems. For instance, this girl spent a month trying to make her ass Instagram-famous.

Unlike my boobs, my butt can fill several handfuls and holds a similar consistency to those Serta mattresses onto which you can leave your handprint. Given how easy it was to attract attention on Instagram without even trying, I was curious to see if I could actually make my ass famous.

How did she do? Well, let’s just say she found out it ain’t easy to be Kim Kardashian.

This week, one of our favorite blonde bombshells celebrated her 24th birthday. But the funny thing is she did it a little bit backwards. (Maybe it’s a blonde thing.) For her birthday, Lindsey Pelas gave all of us a pair of … really thoughtful gifts. Like these sexy selfies she posted on her Instagram

Instagram/LindseyPelas

Instagram/LindseyPelas

Gawd dayum! Morning never looked so welcoming. Happy Birthday, Lindsey! You look real beautiful in your birthday suit.

For her special day, we also have another gift for you: we curated a gallery of her images. You can check Lindsey in all her curvaceous glory here.

Don’t know about you, but we’re a little worried about Charlotte McKinney. It seems like she’s developed a very serious allergy to clothing. For the second week in a row, she had terrible trouble keeping her top on. Of course, we’re not complaining.

They say stress kills. That’s why in the middle of the work week, we like to take a moment, shake off the tension and enjoy what we like to call #WideBoobWednesday. It’s our weekly holiday dedicated to the curves of girls like Abigail Ratchford.

Instagram/AbigailRatchford

Instagram/AbigailRatchford

Need a moment?

Boobs are so damn awesome … big, medium, or small. Which is why Ariana Grande is so proud of her Quebec hand-warmers, even if they are less than a handful. And you know what? We agree with Ariana. Small boobs are just as sexy, especially, when they’re in your mouth.

Did you hear about the reality show about sexy Miami cops? Probably not, since the show never aired. But there’s footage, and it’s just as sexy and as cheesy as it sounds. We’re picturing a police badge hanging from the hip strap of a bikini and the sound of the whiskey-and-gravel voice of a narrator as he sets the stage: “There are eight million stories in the naked city. This one’s about naked cops!” We bet the show would’ve been a hit.

Meanwhile, over in Japan, there’s a millionaire who calls himself “Serious Man,” and, oh by the way, the dude likes to wear a mask like MF DOOM. But wait, that’s not the sexy part! So, rumor has it, this mysterious masked millionaire just signed a contract with a half-Russian/half-Chinese adult film star to, um, perform for him exclusively. They agreed to a 15 year, $8 million dollar contract. What we want to know: Is that $8 mill per year, or is that for all 15 years? Guess the devil’s in the details when you sign a deal like that, huh?

In other news of fantasy sex lives, the company that makes Oculus Rift has approved 3D erotica be made for their VR headsets. This is a very wise business strategy on their part. Sex sells. And as any geek will tell you: adult films are why most college kids don’t know what Betamax is but they’ve probably heard of VHS. Real smart move, Oculus VR. We look forward to seeing what comes next. (Pardon the pun.)

While we wait for Oculus VR to get sexy, we thought you might want to peep a bit of Britney Brousseau looking like a springtime bounty of fresh curves. She has the kind of curves that aren’t just dangerous when wet, they’re jaw-dropping.

In case you missed it, this week we told you about the best health news to hit the scene since science discovered that beer and chocolate are health foods. According to the women and men in lab coats, and this article from the University of Sydney, jerking it daily is good for you. Always remember an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. So, be sure to take your health in your hands and be good to yourself tomorrow by being good to yourself today.

If you’re already in the mood for some perfectly-posed preventive medicine, here’s Lauren Francesca looking like all kinds of healthy.

This week, our very own Alex Sargeant, answered a question you may have never wondered about: What it’s like to have sex with your wife in a pool … while strangers stand nearby eating barbecue pork and drinking beer? To answer that query, Alex and his wife visited the couples-only nude vacation spot, Sea Mountain Lifestyle Resort. It’s an, um, eye-opening read.

On a semi-related note, here’s a vid that lays out pretty much all you need to know about nude vacations AKA vacations.

Okay, let’s play a little game of What If?

What if … you took a ride on a bus … but you left your bag on the bus when you got off … and in the bag are a bunch of sex toys … and next to the bag of sex toys, on the bus seat you left your homemade sex tape … the one that you made with your mistress … what would you do … to un-screw yourself?

This really happened to a married British dude. His answer was to phone the lost-and-found department of the bus company, and then he begged them to help him - you know, like a man pleading for his life. (If you think about it, the dude pretty much was.)

Luckily for the philandering Brit, the bus driver had found his lost bag and sex tape. According to the bus company manager, when the absent-minded adulterer called up, “He asked me if I could ring back on his mobile, not his home telephone number.” Yeah, we bet he did.

Now, before you go, it’s springtime, and sexiness is everywhere. So, here are some gifs of girls playing sports.

And here are nine women with large breasts who play sports.

Consider this your bouncing, jiggling reminder to get outside and play this holiday weekend!

Until next time, keep it sexy!



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