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This Week In Sex: Pamela Anderson’s Last Nude Pictorial, Leo and the Bear, and Stephanie Rao

Photo Courtesy of [StephanieRao / Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/7_KPxdluQL/)

Photo Courtesy of StephanieRao / Instagram

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening,
see these girls, their skin is glistening,
a beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight
your world is a sexy wonderland

Well, boys and girls, the snow’s falling. There’s a cold bite in the air. And here and there, we’ve begun to hear the sounds of holiday cheer. Which may be why, this week, to get more fully in the mood, we’ve been chilling with warm fantasies of time spent with the tan and lovely Stephanie Rao. Like, yaooooh!

Half-Italian and half-Puerto Rican, she’s a proud daughter of the Sunshine State. And as you can see she could melt Frosty the Snowman on contact. One touch and that poor ol’ snowman would be reduced to a quivering puddle faster than you can say: Where’s my corncob pipe?

There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold✨

A photo posted by Stephanie Rao (@_stephanierao) on

Just like the best milkshake that ever passed over your lips, Stephanie Rao’s hips are thick. And like our man Marshawn Lynch says, “her booty go stupid.” She does sexy like the sun does shine.

Busta Rhymes may have said it best when he rhymed, “I like the fat that’s miraculous, bu-bu-bu-bubbalicious and volumptuous.” Sure, “volumptuous” is not a real word. That doesn’t matter. Stephanie’s bubble butt is also totally unreal. Only a made-up word would suffice.

As she would you tell you, she’s one of them “bottom-heavy ladies.” And we’ve got mad love for all the volumptuous girls of the world.

Well, sports fans, this is it. On Friday, December 11th, we’ll release the final Playboy featuring nudity.

(pause for brief moment of silence)

It’s been a long, and a very sexy run. But nothing lasts forever. We’re pretty damn excited to keep pushing sexy forward. And, as far as nudity, what better way to go out than with a bang? To ensure an explosion of sexual fireworks, Hef picked and personally asked the uber-blonde bombshell Pamela Anderson to be our final cover girl and pose for her 15th nude pictorial. Pam said yes, and the rest will soon be history.

Pam Anderson and a snow tiger

To mark this special occasion with an artistic touch, we asked James Franco to interview Pamela. And, as you might imagine, their chat is a fascinating read. Kind of like this B&W vid of Pam Anderson in lingerie cracking eggs and dancing in a kitchen to Link Wray’s jangly 1950s guitar But, hey, enough words for now. Here’s the vid from Pam’s Playboy shoot.

Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Don’t worry it has nothing to do with you. But she is. There’s no denying it. She’s very pregnant. Which was confusing, for a second, when, this week, we checked these pics of her posing naked in the desert.

As you can see, you better believe pregnant as she is Kim’s still slaying the game with the ease of a samurai chopping broccoli. No doubt, she’s one of the sexiest mamas we’ve ever seen.

Hey, Kim! Looking good, gurl.

Hi

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

Earlier this year, Kim famously dropped her dress and got naked for a photoshoot for Paper magazine. Those pics of her bare butt broke the Internet. Well, guess who thought she’d step to Kim and come for her throne by being sexier while Kim is with child…Paris Hilton. No, really. We’re serious: Paris thought she could step to Kim “My Bubble So Sweet They Call It Champagne” Kardashian. Ha! Looks like no one told Paris that if you come for the Queen, you best not miss. Paris posed semi-nude for her cover, for the same magazine that featured Kim’s iconic shot. But, instead of breaking the Internet with her scantily clad bum, Paris and her butt were kind of a bummer for everyone. It was like the Internet tripped and scraped its knee.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Kardashian klan was also keeping sexy on lock this week. We spotted baby sister Kylie posing for a butt-revealing photoshoot with Interview magazine. And her big sister Kendall Jenner and a shark showed up on the scene to add some heat to this shower vid:

We have good news! This week, your girl Selena Gomez peeled back her blouse and went braless for this photoshoot. Like whoa! So, um, Selena, we agree… Justin Bieber is an idiot for letting you go. And, if the recent rumors are true, and you two are reconciling, you’re definitely winning this on-again-off-again romance game.

Meghan Fox. Really, what more do we have to say? You know she’s sexy. She’s got it like that.

If you’re the sort of dude who wants to see more of Miss Fox, just check this collection of her sexiest gifs.

So, um, did you catch this insane Drudge Report headline from this week:

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Is this true? Was Leo sexually assaulted by Yogi’s country cousin?

No, settle down. It’s a movie. The bear rape was fake. No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie, including Leonardo DiCaprio. If you don’t believe us, Leo explained it all in this interview with Yahoo Movies, back in October. He said the bear assault scenes were:

“…some of the more difficult things I’ve ever had to do in my entire career. But the end result is going to be one of the most immersive experiences audiences will ever have with what it would be like to come face-to-face with an animal of that magnitude that is incredibly primal. It is absolutely startling and shocking…”

So, there you have it.

Of course, nothing ever satisfies everyone. There’s always some troll out there. In this case it was presidential candidate Jeb Bush’s communication director. Jeb’s dude tweeted this very salient question:

You know the Internet was ready with answers about the history of bears raping humans, and it may relax your sphincter to learn:

…there have been no recorded cases of bears raping humans. But that doesn’t stop them being a species of fascinating sexual habits.

Wait, what do they mean by fascinating?

Well, male bears are known to “woo the female for weeks before mating.” Aw, big fella, you old romantic softie. But, before you go thinking bears are some of Nature’s most sensitive lovers, males are also known to kill their own offspring so that a female will hurry up and be ready to mate again. “You did what? You killed Junior… because you’re horny?” But wait, it gets kinkier. Bears also go Greek. Last year, two male Croatian bears were observed performing oral sex on each other. And the real kicker has to be that female bears, unlike most female mammals… have no clitoris.

There’s a fun fact for your weekend. “Hey… did you know female bears have no clitoris?” Wait! No. On second thought, you better not share that one. People will wonder how you know that fun fact.

Instead, show them this vid from Sara X. She has a few new boob-twerk vids to get everyone in the holiday spirit. Thank you Sara X for warming up the winter with your inimitable sexiness.

Meanwhile, across the pond in the UK, a women’s rugby team wanted to raise money for one of their local charities. So, they got naked. To stimulate, um, generosity, the women peeled off their ruggers kit and posed in the buff for a calendar. This definitely seems to be a British holiday tradition we could get behind. (But hey, England, you can keep the figgy pudding.)

Okay… hold up!

This moment of sexiness was brought to you by Anastasiya Kvitko. See if you can spot the exact second when she walks right into your fantasies…

…and because we like you, let’s double up with her bubble.

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A video posted by Anastasia Kvitko (@anastasiya_kvitko) on

What do you think will happen to a guy who goes out in public and asks a 100 women if they want to have sex with him? How many times do you think this horny homie will get shut down? Lets have some fun. Write down your guess of how many times you think it’ll work, and then check this vid.

What if we combined charity and asking strangers for sexual stimulation? That would surely be a winner, right? Maybe? These dudes tried to put their chocolate in some women’s peanut butter. They set-up a Sybian in a public park. It’s a saddle with a vibrating dildo attached. Yes, in a public park. Why would the women straddle this saddle? Charity! The guys offered to donate money to charity for every second the women could stay on the Sybian and enjoy its vigorously vibrating sexual stimulation.

So, how much money do you think their charity collected?

We talk a lot about sexy women, but…let’s flip it. How do you think women rate a man’s attractiveness? Your attractiveness?

Due to evolutionary factors, and concerns about offspring, women tend to be attracted to a man with money. No surprise there. He has resources. Babies need those. But what about women and bad boys? We like to think women prefer the bad boy to a good guy. (We don’t mean Nice Guys, we’ll leave that debate aside for now.) Science wanted to know what’s the deal with bad boys. So they asked women and studied the results.

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Do women prefer a hot guy who makes their heart race, and treats them poorly like a casino thrills and chills a gambler?

Or do women prefer a guy who she knows is loyal and true, who’ll be there to twist the sheets at night, and still be there in the morning?

Which guy wins more hearts?

We’ll give you a hint, women use the same logic that makes a rich guy more attractive. And, for the same reasons:

Evolutionary psychologists believe that because making babies is a much costlier activity for women than it is for men, women have evolved to be the “choosier” sex and place a greater value on having a reliable partner.

Did someone just say… Khloe Terae? No? Maybe we were just thinking about her. Who is Khloe Terae? This vision of lace and lingerie-clad loveliness.

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Moving from period-piece settings to… periods. Are you cool with getting rusty? Do you like to get frisky when Aunt Flo is in town? What we’re asking is: Do you get down with period sex? By the way, there is no right answer.

Breast implants may be the most popular plastic surgery in the world, but do you know what’s one of the fastest growing new trends in cosmetic surgery? Penis enlargement. These two brothers are making big dick dreams come true. And if you can believe it, it’s mostly safe. Mostly. Somewhat. It’s unlikely you’ll die. But if you do, your dick will be huge. (Obviously, we’re kidding.)

Keeping it future sexy for a moment…have you met Geminoid F? She’s the world’s “sexiest robot.” She’s not technically a sexbot. (Yeah, we don’t believe it either. It’s Japan. We wouldn’t be surprised to learn Japanese researchers had made a toaster that’s also a sexbot. They’re a very horny culture.)

Have you noticed that “Netflix and chill” often turns into “Netflix and chill …and do you have any pills?” Broadly just did an investigation to answer an important question of our day: Why are more women having sex on drugs? The answers may surprise you. But probably not.

“Sometimes we’d fuck for six hours a time,” she admits. “It made me feel more confident to be all crazy. There was one time when I did a striptease to The Weeknd—which is something I would obviously be embarrassed to do sober—but in the moment I felt like a porn star. It definitely took the edge of having sex with someone new.”

Sounds like women want to feel freer. So, they use drugs to relax, to step outside their inhibitions, and to enhance their senses. It takes women longer to grow aroused. They like more foreplay before their body is ready for penetrative sex. One could surmise that the pills are like performance-enhancing drugs. Only it’s not just their performance they’re enhancing. It’s for your performance, too. Women may want more drugs because you’re not into foreplay.

If that sounded like it could be true for you, check this vid on how you can use your hands to get a woman all the way off. And remember: slower is better; always.

Of course, maybe getting your girl off isn’t your trouble. Maybe you’re worried about lasting longer. You know, so that way you both can get all the way off. If so, then this vid’s for you.

Well guys, it’s that time again… time to get you ready for your weekend. And what better way to focus your mind than with this gallery of girls in bikinis looking just as hot as beach sand at high noon.

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Until next time… keep it sexy!



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